A Model In Hot BDSM Restraints (& How Lola Says “Fuck Me”)
God, I miss drinking. I’ve been sober for [blank] amount of years. I never attended an AA meeting so I don’t have a sobriety chip to back me up, but it’s been a long time since I’ve woken up with a...
View ArticlePhotographer Akif Hakan Celebi Hard At Work For Your Dick
Akif Hakan Celebi, the Hong Kong and Turkey based photographer, is a true gem. His portfolio is the Pee-wee Herman Playhouse equivalent of soft-core erotica. Not sure if that last sentence made any...
View ArticleIntroducing Your Dick To A Topless Mariana Almeida
Another day, another topless model trying to get ahead by showing off her fabulous titties in I-don’t-care-magazine. Or maybe, Brazilian model Mariana Almeida doesn’t care about fame, maybe she just...
View ArticleTopless Vogue Supermodels For A Horny Monday Morning
Thank god for supermodel nudity, because if models: Miranda Kerr, Karlie Kloss, Anja Rubik, Doutzen Kroes, Irina Shayk, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Toni...
View ArticleThe Courtney Stodden Thanksgiving Shoot
I always forget Thanksgiving is a legit holiday. I always found the whole Pilgrim and Native American story highly suspicious. To me the whole thing is pretty much about turkey, mashed potatoes (with...
View ArticleModel Edita Vikeviciute Shows Off Her Nips In Suspenders
Today, I wrote this really great post about [BLANK]. You see, it turns out I’m not allowed to write about [BLANK]. I can however tell you that it involved a great little story about the pet donkey I...
View ArticleLola’s New Girl Crush: Miss Mosh (AKA The Original Lady Gaga)
Miss Mosh is a model and burlesque performer who works out of Los Angeles. She has this incredible ability to contort her body in bizarre poses and demand the cameras attention with her face no matter...
View ArticleMeet The Outdoor Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society
Did you know that it’s legal for women and men to walk around topless on the city streets of New York City? Well, you do now. Knowledge is power and sometimes knowledge is pleasure, especially if...
View ArticleIt’s Not XXX-Mas Until Courtney Stodden Strips
Pretty in pink, Courtney Stodden sluts up another holiday. It’s just the way she rolls, and we love her for it. This time around, our favorite teen bride decided to keep her Holiday shoot simple....
View ArticleModel Guinevere Van Seenus Shows Everything Except Her Anus
“Once I throw on this, once I throw on this. Its over girl. Once I throw on this, once I throw on this. Its over girl. I hear you knock knock baby come on up. I hope you got got got something in yo’...
View ArticleHoly Shit: Sexy Ladies & Manure
Re-think your poop! That’s what the Fertile Ground Foundation wants you to do with their Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar. Which is basically a calendar of sexy ladies wearing next to nothing while...
View ArticleTopless Jourdan Dunn For Some Fashion Porn Fun
I was out sick last week, and I don’t know if I’m still a little high from all the NyQuil I’ve been drinking, but I can’t help but imagine Vogue as a kid on a playground throwing a hissy fit, because...
View ArticleMegan Fox Is Still Hot!
Megan Fox disappeared for a while after that whole Transformers debacle. She’s been buried under a rock somewhere killing time with some has been from 90210 and giving birth to some kid. Sure, the...
View ArticleLola Byrd Is A Compliment Whore + Titty Pics!
The guy I’ve been seeing just fucked some other chick, which means that I’m pissed as hell and I feel like shoving my tits in strangers faces. Haha, via the Internet obvs. Getting lots of compliments...
View ArticleHot Fetish Lingerie Models Make The World Go Round
Photographer Pierre Dal Corso shot a series of photographs of a stunning unnamed model for the Spring and Summer campaign of Mise En Cage; a Parisian boutique specialized in lingerie, luxury fetish...
View ArticleSplice Pictures Nudy Pics Make Me Want To Bury My Face In Tit
Confession: I’ve never had a lesbian sexual experience. Unless you count the time I played doctor with my cousin when we were both 5 years-old, or the time my best friend and I dry humped each other...
View ArticleFun For Fetishists: Wet Muddy High Heels & Feet
I knew a shoe fetishist once. He was a little bizarre. Not because of his shoe fetish… let’s just say he was, and I’m no psychiatrist here, but it soon became clear that he was a paranoid...
View ArticleEmanuela Folliero Is One Super Foxy MILF
Italian ladies are hot, and if Emanuela Folliero is any proof, they age well too. Look at that body, she just turned 48. That’s right, she could be your mom. As far I I could figure out – her wiki...
View ArticleAnother Girl Crush: Lara Stone
Sometimes I prefer staying in with my laptop to real live sex with a human. I mean, nobody touches me like me. And lately I just wanna drool over girls, girls and more girls. I just discovered Lara...
View ArticleThe New Elvira: A Topless Taylor Warren For S Magazine
… Or the new Morticia Addams if you prefer?! I’m good either way. Actually, Elvira had a much bigger rack and the hair is definitely more on the Morticia Addams side of things. Still hot though. A...
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