I was out sick last week, and I don’t know if I’m still a little high from all the NyQuil I’ve been drinking, but I can’t help but imagine Vogue as a kid on a playground throwing a hissy fit, because Vogue Spain “Get’s all the hot bitches.”
It’s true though, if you really like your fashion porn, you got to shell out top dollar for the European editions of Vogue. It’s where all the hot model tits and ass are.
In a way it’s sad, I always thought we were one of the porniest countries in the world, but we’re down right repressed compared to some European countries. If it wasn’t for the whole having to learn a different language thing, I’d seriously consider moving my lily white ass to Spain and perpetually soak up some sun on a topless beach somewhere.
But noooo, instead I’m stuck in a city so cold it could freeze the tits off ya. Seriously, after my walk to work this morning my nipples could fall off and shatter with one or two gentle flicks from someone’s finger. A tongue on the other hand might just warm them up…
Oh well, at least there’s the Internet where I can spend my time getting all warm and fussy looking at pictures of the stunning Jourdan Dunn getting naked for Vogue Spain. It’s better than sitting in front of an open fire.
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Topless Jourdan Dunn For Some Fashion Porn Fun is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog