Another Girl Crush: Lara Stone

Sometimes I prefer staying in with my laptop to real live sex with a human. I mean, nobody touches me like me. And lately I just wanna drool over girls, girls and more girls.

I just discovered Lara Stone, a gap-toothed Dutch fashion model who somewhat resembles Brigitte Bardot. She frequently poses butt-ass naked and there also seems to be a bondage theme in a lot of her shoots. Yum! In 2012 she was ranked by Forbes as one of the top earning models and it’s easy to see why. She has the face of an angel and a seriously suckable pair of tits.

They are pretty huge considering her long, lean body. Are they real? Does anyone know? Does anyone really care?

I can’t look at her without wanting to see more. Part of me wishes she were a porn star but it’s also great that we have to imagine her getting fucked hard on her knees or sucking a fat dick or just sprawled in bed touching herself. When I masturbate I often picture another girl masturbating.

And today it was Lara. I brought my laptop to bed, pulled down my panties and spread my legs wide. I rubbed my clit gently, than harder and harder as I ogled Lara on the computer. I came so hard that I actually took a nap afterward like a dude. Again, staying home alone can be a fucking TREAT.

Please enjoy the pictures I’ve gathered of this hot, hot creature. Who knew Dutch chicks were so hot? I am now determined to fuck a Dutch chick in this lifetime … in the meantime I guess I’ll buy some Dutch porn.

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