God, I miss drinking. I’ve been sober for [blank] amount of years. I never attended an AA meeting so I don’t have a sobriety chip to back me up, but it’s been a long time since I’ve woken up with a hangover from hell. Mostly, I don’t miss it. As I like to say, “I’m far too weird sober as it is…” But sometimes, in certain social situations let’s say, I kinda miss the total lack of inhibition.
I’m pretty straightforward, but you should have met me when I was a booze hound. I don’t want to use the word slut, but when I wanted to get laid there was nothing that could stand in my way.
I bring this up, because last night I was at my friend’s house for a dinner party/slash drinking fest. I had casually mentioned to her that she should invite this guy who’s been hanging around, so I could attempt to make some magic happen. He showed up, but holy hell, it’s like I lost every social skill I ever learned. I didn’t even want to speak or fear of sounding like a complete dumbass.
Back in my good old drinking days, I had flirting down to a science. These days I rely on cleavage. Lots and lots of cleavage. Thank god for the magnetic power of tits or I would never get laid.
All kidding aside, I like this guy, or rather I really want to fuck him. The dinner was a serve yourself type of deal and I was standing behind him wanting to fill my plate and all I could think about was pressing my body against his back. Oh god, I love it when I’m with a guy and we still have all our clothes on and he presses his body against mine and I can feel his dick getting hard through his jeans. It’s so simple, but just the thought of it makes me hot.
I lose all ability to talk when I’m around him, so I’m going to have to pull my version of the jedi mind trick on him; every time I look at him I’m going to think of the dirtiest things imaginable. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. Well, my soul will be silently screaming “fuck me” in every possible way. He’ll get the message.
If not, I can always turn to Fleet Ilya for some swag bondage restraints like our girl Stephanie in the photo gallery. There’s no reason my tongue should be the only part of my body that’s tied up. If that doesn’t get his attention, I don’t know what else will.
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