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American Apparel Back With More Bush
Ah, American Apparel… that brings me back. A top 5 porny American Apparel ads post is what I pitched to Bucky all those years ago and it’s what got me this cushy gig as a porny writer to the stars. It...
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My God, Gia Genevieve Is Boob-a-licious!
I’m an equal opportunity kind of gal when it comes to boobs. No boobs, small boobs, big boobs, perky boobs, sloppy boobs, I love them all. However, I’m here to say that Gia Genevieve’s huge knockers...
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Terry Richardson Does Special Edition Of Playboy
It’s a pretty well established fact that Terry Richardson is a grade A creep, but people continue to go nuts for his photography so people keep hiring him. Besides, he’s got a shitload of celebrity...
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Enjoy These Pictures Of A Hipster Wearing Sheer Panties
Hipster is a word that has lost all meaning to me. It’s such a general descriptor that it has started describing every single young person who is hip and cool. All I know is that wearing old Harley...
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Samantha Hoopes Brings Joy To The World With Underboob
As much as I like this time of year, because spring is right around the corner and the cold weather has started to let up, I really hate how everything turns to a brown mush. Go for a walk outside...
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Sexy Nude Pics From Andy Olive’s Casting Couch
The concept is pretty simple, we’ve got a couch (AKA a casting couch) and we’ve got ladies in various stages of undress. Huzzah. And that is how the magic happens. Andrea Olivio a photographer of the...
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Paulina Murchie Is A Nude Revelation On A Green Couch
I have a green couch. It’s a green leather love seat my Dad bought twenty years ago when green leather couches were a thing. I inherited it when he moved. It’s not very comfortable and my cat...
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Beautiful Bush For A Happy Weekend!
Do you ever feel like you’ve lost all ability to reason? Like you used to be smart, but now you’re just a dumb-dumb like the rest of the plebs?! I’m pretty sure I used to be smart. People used to tell...
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Carmen Kass Nude In A Tanning Bed
Tanning beds are the worst. I don’t understand people who tan in them. You might as well be injected cancer cells right into your veins (yes, I’m aware cancer doesn’t actually work like that). Plus,...
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Nicole Meyer Naked On A Beach For The Benefit Of Our Erections
Summer is coming our way, at least for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, which means that tons of erotic photographers are going to start going outside and taking pictures of hotties on beaches....
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Genevieve Morton Has Amazing Tits For Galore Magazine
That header pic alone is worth the price of admission. I’m not sure what we’re paying to be admitted to, but I don’t care, that’s just how amazing Genevieve Morton’s boobs are. Wait, I got it. The...
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Malgosia Bela Is A Gorgeous 37-Year-Old For Lui Magazine
I hope to look that good when I’m 37 years old. It’s probably gonna be a hard feat to achieve, though, considering I don’t look that good now. Well, I might if I underwent extensive photoshopping. Not...
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Nude Models Inspired By The 8 Loves Of Picasso
I like the “Here’s your fucking Oscar” line and that’s about all I have to say about artist Gregory Siff. It’s not that he isn’t a good artist and maybe it’s just the mood I’m in, but when someone’s...
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Anastasia Ashley’s Round Surfer Ass In The City
Anastasia Ashley has made a career out of being a pretty surfer girl with a nice ass. It’s a nice life. I wouldn’t mind that life, if only I didn’t have to be in shape and do any kind of exercise....
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Martha Hunt Does Fashion Porn To Earn A Living & Our Hearts
You know you’ve been single too long when you’re mother starts trying to set you up with every delivery guy, handyman, and mail courier that comes anywhere near your house. Do dudes have to deal with...
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Emily Ratajkowski & Her Tits Star In A Jonathan Leder Photobook
When Emily Ratajkowski first hit the scene I was utterly and hopelessly in love with her. Thing is, I was so enamored with her boobs I didn’t really pay attention to her modelling skills or anything...
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Sara Malakul Lane’s Boobs & Freckles Can Cure Cancer
What I’m about to tell you is classified information, if it were to get out I’d have a target on my back. There’s a lot of money in big pharma, as well as the “health” industry what with all the...
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Titty Tuesday: Blurry Webcam Lola Byrd Titty Pics
I’m not kidding, these pics are blurry as hell and weirdly framed. To be honest, they might be the worst boob selfies I’ve ever taken… or seen, for that matter. It sucks, because as I was lying back...
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Topless Models For Document Journal Bring Joy To My Life
I look at so much porn on a daily basis that I’ve started dreaming about porn. I don’t mean that I’m having sex dreams, I’m saying that in my dreams I’m watching porn. In my mind, at night when I...
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Bella Hadid Is The New Gigi Hadid
By now you’re all familiar with the gorgeous face and va-va-voom body of Gigi Hadid, but have you meet her younger sister Bella Hadid? That’s right, I said younger sister. For some reason, I was...
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