Titty Tuesday: Blurry Webcam Lola Byrd Titty Pics

I’m not kidding, these pics are blurry as hell and weirdly framed. To be honest, they might be the worst boob selfies I’ve ever taken… or seen, for that matter. It sucks, because as I was lying back in bed taking them with my tablet this morning I was convinced they were going to turn out great.

Apparently, my eyes hadn’t lost their just-woke-up-out-of-focus thing and then there’s the bad lighting and shaky arm to consider. And, you know, we’re not talking about the best camera either. Although, those tablet cams are pretty darn good these days, so I guess the fault lies with my shitty photography skills.

Then again, maybe my boobs are blurry and I just haven’t noticed until now. It could be possible. I’ve heard crazier theories. Maybe. Creationism is definitely crazier than naturally blurry boobs.

I should do what all the top bloggers do, invest in some professional lighting equipment. A good photograph is all about good light, I swear. I swear on my naturally blurry boobs. Whatever, it’s not like a little blurriness is going to send you Peepz running. Sure, long gone are the days were dudes and dudettes had to watch their porn on blurry cable channels, but the point is, they would sit their trying to see the boobs on the the scrambled porn channel.

Just think of my blurry boobs as scrambled porn. I do all the time.

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