Ah, American Apparel… that brings me back. A top 5 porny American Apparel ads post is what I pitched to Bucky all those years ago and it’s what got me this cushy gig as a porny writer to the stars. It could have been the BJ, but I’m pretty sure he was blown away by my writing skills. I mean, my utter lack of knowledge when it comes to syntax and punctuation amazes me all the time.
Are those heart shaped pubes? I feel like those are heart shaped pubes, but I could be wrong. It could be accidental or a natural growth pattern… You can never tell with these hipster models. What do you guys think, heart shaped pubes or botched waxing job?
I’ve been at this job so long that I’m a psychic when it comes to sex trends. I totally nailed the comeback of pubes. I’m not the only one, Rick saw it coming as well. Personally, I’m enjoying this new appreciation for body hair. It been great to be able to ease up on the waxing sessions.
Actually, I started getting laser treatments a while back. I was getting my underarms done and I was going to move to my bikini region next, but lately I’ve been wavering back and forth on the subject of hair removal. Having to shave or wax is such a pain in the ass and time consuming if you think about the years of effort you’re putting into it, but laser hair removal is hella expensive, painful as fuck, and permanent.
Hair trends change, you know. What if I decide I suddenly want to sport a fuzzy undercarriage or hairy underarms?! Plus it’s kind of nuts to put yourself through all that because of some social construct. Damn the patriarchy. Or not. I haven’t decided yet.
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Image: AA model in catalog pics
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