It’s been a decade since this photoshoot appeared in the Estonian issue of Playboy and it shows. I’m not sure what nude models look like in Estonia these days, but this isn’t it. I’m not saying it’s bad, because it’s not. Beatrice is quite fetching, but it’s almost like the stylist and photographer couldn’t figure out what decade they wanted to emulate, which just goes to show how confusing the aughts were in terms of fashion and makeup.

That said, there’s something I really like about the faded red lip stain and the high red cheeks in the third picture as if Beatrice was sucking on a cherry popsicle on a hot day. One can only hope that’s what she was doing in between shots.

As a young lass, I used to take cherry popsicles and repeatedly line my lips with the melting tip to stain them red. It was my way to get away with wearing lipstick without really wearing lipstick. I was a tricky little nymph. My parents hadn’t forbidden me from wearing makeup, it’s just that lip stains weren’t something that existed in my universe. I didn’t want to wear lipstick, I just wanted my lips to look flush as if I had just come out of a makeout session.

Another handy trick for those emergency moments when you run into someone and you suddenly wish you had swiped on some tinted lip balm before leaving the house, you can gently bite your lips to draw blood to the area. They will instantly look a little bit redder and fuller.

Ah yes, the secret joys of being a woman. Beatrice knows what I’m talking about. Beatrice knows.

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I don’t know if it’s the heat or the humidity, but lately, every night after I turn off the lights and go to bed I’m hornier than usual. It’s like all my blood is constantly flowing towards my erogenous zones makes my nipples and my clitoris feel engorged. It’s the kind of feeling that lingers even after you’ve made yourself come half a dozen times.

Instagram is not helping.

Nighty night.*

con esta ola de calor mejor pijamita y aire acondicionado…

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Apolonia Lapiedra is a cutie with nice legs.

Sunday strip-down. See more of @badgrrljj shot by @electraking, at the link in our bio.

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Jaci‘s bum is the whole world right now.

Such a sweet smile for such a naughty girl #GOLDGANG #goldgang #goodgirl  #badgirl  #paradox #model #altmod #alternative #adult #mainstream #tattoos #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #art #shorthairdontcare #fitness #fitspo #sheer #vixen  #hustle #grind #focused #freethenipple #CamSodaContest

A post shared by Honey Gold (@honeygoldxx) on Jun 18, 2017 at 6:11pm PDT

Honey Gold showing off her million dollar smile.

Brushing up on stripper poses in the mirror because it’s been a hot minute and I’m about to go dance at Yellow Rose in Austin. Also please come watch me make awkward stripper moves on stage at Yellow Rose Austin tonight

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Kayden Kross is so incredible, I’m starting to think she’s an angel.

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Amberleigh West is mom jeans.

Happy Friday!

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So Iggy Azalea is still alive and doing things.

#sundayfunday #poolday #sundaybunday #booty #thong #sexy #bigbootyproblems #bigass #LustArmy

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Kendra Lust continues to enthrall.

MADAME TO YOU

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I’m in love with Madame Ette.

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Emily Ratajkowski has perfect skin.

Pool day for me before back to work again!

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I know I say this a lot, but I really can’t get enough of Keisha Grey.

My @inkedmag feature image by the amazing @thejasongoodrich Hair and makeup by @amandathesenbeauty extensions by @kjeymodel & styling by @sjcnyc ✨

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Cervena Fox doesn’t look real.

Photo by @shannon_brooke – Makeup by @superhellaomg ✨ – Wearing @mariel_rojo

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You should follow Porcelain‘s Instagram right now.

Sienna in Massachusetts, August 2016 @siennalaluna for my series ‘Some American Women’. www.patreon.com/selinamayer selinamayer.bigcartel.com #blackandwhite #blackandwhitefilm #filmphotography #analoguephotography #analogphotography #filmisnotdead #filmisalive #believeinfilm #keepfilmalive #istillshootfilm #staybrokeshootfilm #siennaluna #selinamayer

A post shared by Selina Mayer (@selinkamayer) on Jun 18, 2017 at 2:26pm PDT

Selina Mayer is all the feels.

Oh! Totally forgot to post this! @marinavalmont before her @fernello body paint came off. You can catch the footage of it coming off in the shower on @nakednews in the near future. Ok! Off to do a couple #patreon updates and do more editing. #productiveday

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Marina Valmont is mesmerizing in this body paint.

Raise your hand if you’ve been following me since the tumblr days! if you have, then you might recall that I used to do fun giveaways every so often just because. Well, I miss doing that and want to show you guys my appreciation for sticking around so long. From now on, every week I will run a new giveaway with chances for y’all to win some cool stuff. What sort of things would you like to see in an upcoming giveaway? Comment below with your ideas! The first one starts next week. 🤗 (photo by @arturodfwc)

A post shared by Alysha Nett (@alyshanett) on Jun 17, 2017 at 2:04pm PDT

Alysha Nett is giving me Patricia Arquette in True Romance vibes.

Burlesque

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Stefania Ferrario is a true bombshell.

BudaPest

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Barbara Palvin and someone looking like they were created by some kind of God.

#mygirlsarebetterthanyours @raquelreedxo #icantwait #houseofburlesque #oldnewyork #dinnershow #cabaret #burlesque #nycnightlife #lovethisshit

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Raquel Reed is the Wicked Witch of the West.

remembering the days when you washed over me. how I thirst for your high tide #photographer : @seanlouiphoto

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Shadia G. is somewhat of a poet.

who’s a coooool cat 19 AUGGY THATS WHO #zishy #augustames #youngauggy #msmaplefever

A post shared by August Ames (@msmaplefever) on Jun 17, 2017 at 11:44am PDT

August Ames is killing me.

*I don’t care what time of day it is right now.

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There’s construction going on next to me right now, so it’s hard to concentrate, but I’ll try my best to ignore the drilling that happening approximately three feet from my head. I should just move, but I’m sitting in the most comfortable spot and I refuse to move.

The dude with the drill should move, NOT ME! I know that makes no sense considering he’s probably building something or other that needs to be in the exact spot, but I don’t care about what makes sense. I only care about me. Me and MY feelings are the only things that matter here and everyone should act accordingly.

Construction noises can really drive a person mad. I remember one year when I was writing my philosophy final there was lots of construction going on all over campus and some jackass was using a jackhammer right outside of class all the while I had to write an essay on existentialism.

I’m pretty sure I temporarily lost my mind during that exam. I couldn’t concentrate because of the jackhammer, so I used the damn thing as an example in my essay to illustrate that free will means you bear the responsibility of your actions. I don’t remember exactly what I wrote, but it was brilliant and had something to do with wanting to kill that construction worker.

Ah existentialism, just one more thing the French got right. French movies, French food, French wines, French women… the French really do everything better!

Would Rebecca Bagnol have the same sex appeal if she was American instead of French? I don’t think so. The perfect curve of her tits, the slight puff of her nipples, the soft tangle of pubic hair are all quintessentially French attributes. Really? Did you just buy that? I’m so full of shit. Those are clearly worldwide attributes that have nothing to do with whether someone is French or not. I just had to get that word count. Fap, fap, fap, fap.

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Some photographs are so striking that looking at them is almost a tactile experience. That’s exactly what happened to me when I was scrolling through this Marisa Papen photoshoot. The first two pictures are great, but by the time I got to picture number three I felt like I could taste the salt on Marisa’s lower stomach.

Go on, go look at them. Don’t you get the impression you can taste and smell Marisa?! I sure do.

As per usual, my Hawaiin goddess never disappoints. She really does embody the whole nudity is freedom vibe. One look at her personal website and you’ll soon come to believe that she’s in a one woman nudist cult. EEEEEk, maybe don’t go look now.

Okay, look. 

Marisa Papen‘s last post was about finding a dead octopus on the beach and then deciding to pose nude with it. I have a thing for tentacles (you can blame anime for that one), but knowing that the octopus she’s posing with was a dead carcass on the beach is kind of grossing me out.

Dead octopussy.

That is a dead octopus on her pussy! Hey, look at that, I can still be shocked. Turns out I’m not dead on the inside after all. Surprise, surprise.

On an unrelated note, I bought my brother a birthday cake, which makes me a good person, but I bought him numbered candles, which were the wrong age, so I’m back to being a bad person. Catch you on the flip side, I’ve got to go flip that record over.

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I had never heard of Ego Magazine before stumbling upon this photoshoot from 2009 featuring Yana Kenzirovskaya. I did a little Googling and I don’t think it exists anymore, it’s hard to tell though, because a lot of the websites are in Ukrainian.

I did come across a funny entry, however. Are you Peepz familiar with those who dated who websites? They sort of map the dating history of celebrities, because that kind of information is golden. Anyhow, there’s an entry for Ego Magazine in whosdatedwho.com.

Apparently, Ego is single. Hear that ladies? Ego is ready to be swooped up into someone’s loving arms. Don’t wait too long before making a move. The competition is stiff out there.

As for the exquisite Yana Kenzirovskaya, she’s a Ukrainian model and DJ who is much easier to find on social media than Ego Magazine. Although, I still can’t read Ukrainian, so I’m shit out of luck on that front. Doesn’t stop me from looking at her Instagram pics, though, which proves that God is merciful.

Though, though, though, though, though. Second to like, it’s like my favorite word ever. Ever is third.

I wish I looked like Yana Kenzirovskaya, then maybe I’d have a chance to date a cool dude like Ego Magazine. You can tell he’s the type of magazine that only dates models. It’s in his name. Only arrogant douches have names like Ego. I bet he’s self-centered too.

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I feel like David Bellemere doesn’t usually go for the full on pussy slit. I don’t know his entire portfolio by heart, but it seems to me he usually hides the vadge with some strategic angles and shadows. Oh sure, I’ve seen a little bit of bush here and there, but never someone’s actually labia majora.

The pudendal cleft is a rare sight in fashion/editorial nudes. Does this mean we’ve entered into a new phase of social liberation? Are we going to start seeing #FreeTheVulva hashtags everywhere? I kind of hope so. It would be great to see Bella Thorne and all the other Disney princesses showing their pussy lips on Instagram all in the name of some new feminist ideal.

That’s something I could get behind.

Pictures of Enya Bakunova can be found on Reddit threads dedicated to women whose nipples are so pale they are pretty much the same color as the rest of their skin (a.k.a. ghost nipples), as well as on threads dedicated to women whose vaginas look like Homer Simpson’s mouth. Innies are apparently called Simps these days.

Why?

The more you know.

I have no idea why someone would want a Homer Simpson vagina tattoo, but to each their own… I guess. As long as no one is forcing me to get a Homer tattoo on my vulva I can live a pretty content lif- Nope, fuck that. This is fucked up. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep soundly ever again now that I know Homer Simpson vulvas are a thing.

Fuck this shit, I’m out. Thanks for ruining the internet, Reddit. I can’t look at Enya Bakunova the same way ever again. You suck.

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Last week on Instagram Riley Reed posted a super cute picture of her and her boyfriend kissing. She wrote an impassioned rant about how sex workers can have love too, so of course, people left derogatory comments about big black cocks in her pussy.

*Shakes head at the state of the world.*

**Looks at more Instagram pictures to forget about it all.**

@annaleaheacock by me Shirt by @luxtango 🤘🤘

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Anna Lea Heacock has my shirt.

•water• @its_kook

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Elen Dali is a joy with censored nipples.

Fantasy fulfilled if you coming with me I’ll take you to the lovers life of luxury

A post shared by Natalya Marie (@natalya.irl) on Jun 27, 2017 at 9:53am PDT

Natalya Marie is freeing the nipple.

Wringing my wet hair out #backstage at @wasabassco #smartandnaked #wetandnaked #wethair #longhair #burlesque

A post shared by Medianoche (@_medianoche_) on Jun 25, 2017 at 9:06pm PDT

Medianoche is Miss Exotic World.

Barbie b**ch @wickedneesh

A post shared by DaisyMarie (@1daisymarie) on Jun 27, 2017 at 8:30am PDT

Daisy Marie is tattooed Barbie.

Never hearing what they say… I just do it my way. // I think I’m going to upload this set (shot by @arturodfwc) next for my #Patreon users.

A post shared by Alysha Nett (@alyshanett) on Jun 26, 2017 at 4:19pm PDT

Alysha Nett is also about the tattoos this week.

A certain moment in time w/ @tonya_maee #blond #boudoir #tattoo #austinphotographer

A post shared by Lucas James Art (@lucasjames_art) on Jun 27, 2017 at 12:04pm PDT

Tonya Maee is a free spirit. Whatever that means.

Some behind the scenes action from my shoot for @ramblinrascaltavern

A post shared by Christy Mack (@christymack) on Jun 26, 2017 at 6:55pm PDT

Christy Mack has got that right.

Sneak peek of next months Patreon set by the very talented @mike_monaghan

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Amber Rose McConnell is part sunbeam.

I grew up being ashamed of my body. I used to hide it under baggy T-shirts and oversized clothing….. Years later, I realized that everyone’s perception of beauty is immensely different. Nothing is wrong with my larger-than-average body… nothing is wrong with your body either. Stay healthy, happy and go take a walk somewhere beautiful. Go to the beach this summer and wear a bikini!!…. Photo by @josefienhoekstra #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves #plusmodel #lovelife #beyourself #bodypositive #bodyacceptance

A post shared by London Andrews (@londonandrews) on Jun 27, 2017 at 1:03am PDT

London Andrews is goals.

Snuggles & cuddles . #goodmorning #teddybear #cuddle #snuggles #cutiepatootie #baconbooty #pink #love

A post shared by Riley Reid (@baconbootyy) on Jun 27, 2017 at 8:22am PDT

Riley Reid is wishing everyone a good week with snuggles and cuddles.

Lola Byrd out.

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I wish Alexandra Daddario would just give up the whole Hollywood career thing and just straight up use her chest to get ahead in life. With boobs like that, you’d think she’d be doing the Charlotte McKinney thing and posting pics of her cleavage on Instagram all day long, but no, she has higher aspirations. Alexandra wants to be an actor. Sigh.

I’m not saying that chicks with big boobs can’t be actors or that they’re not good for anything besides ogling, I’m just saying I wish that was the case. I kid, I kid. I’m not really that much of a pig. At least, I hope not.

Seriously, though, if I had tits like Alexandra Daddario I’m pretty sure I would have used them to take over the world by now. Big boobs and a dictatorship, it’s all I’ve ever wanted in life.

Enjoy this wonderful GIF from a movie called The Attic:

The only good scene in The Attic.

Daddario is in the new Baywatch movie, so they’ve got to pimp that ish with bathing suit photoshoots. Not sure why GQ didn’t put her in red instead of blue for the cover, but I’ve got to admit it wasn’t a bad choice after all what with her eyes and all. Seriously, look at the first picture in the photo gallery below and tell me that her eyes aren’t the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen, you know, second to her tits?!

You did good GQ. You did good.

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I’m so pissed. I just bought a new laptop, because my old one was slowing dying and it turns out I pretty much bought a piece of crap. IT’S  SOOOO SLOW and the trackpad is NOT responsive at all. I seriously have to scroll up to three times to get things moving. Oh and the sound is incredibly shitty. I should have forked over the cash for something expensive like a Surface or a Mac, but I was reasonable and went with a 500$ Lenovo and I couldn’t regret my purchase more.

I kind of want to burn it with fire. It’s too late now, though. I’m stuck with the damn thing for the foreseeable future.

Damn technology! I shake my fist at you.

Found my doppelgänger in a painting by @theartofthomfoolery while getting dressed up for the Bondage Ball, hosted by glamour queen and fellow @penthouse pet @christianacinn ✨photo by @tommyophotos, and latex by @abigailgreydanus ❤️

A post shared by Olive Glass (@glassolive) on Jul 9, 2017 at 8:44pm PDT

Is Olive Glass imitating art or is art imitating Olive Glass?

Summertime shenans with @nicolerae1223 and @fancyfacefejeran back in the day. #bikini #summer

A post shared by Lucas James Art (@lucasjames_art) on Jul 9, 2017 at 5:56am PDT

Summer Shenanigans by Lucas James Art.

✨✨ #itsmybirthday #happybirthday #26 #cake

A post shared by Riley Reid (@baconbootyy) on Jul 9, 2017 at 12:06pm PDT

Riley Reid got attacked by a glitter monster, so, basically, Kesha.

When John Wall posts a workout vid

A post shared by Mia Khalifa (@notthefakemiakhalifa) on Jul 9, 2017 at 12:04pm PDT

Mia Khalifa is a babe.

HAPPY PRIDE!! Throwing it back a couple ways with this photo because it’s great and always cheers me up and I miss @stefania_model and @jamesbeddoesphoto so much and and and! #happypride #bambiandthumper

A post shared by Jessy <3 (@sayhellojess_) on Jul 9, 2017 at 12:31pm PDT

Jessy & Stefania looking gorgeous for Pride.

Never was good at squeezing into a box. #ouch #elliot #hurt . . . . . . .#sashagrey

A post shared by Sasha Grey (@sashagrey) on Jul 8, 2017 at 4:07pm PDT

Sasha Grey is the most gorgeous. Sigh. I miss her.

A post shared by Natalya Marie (@natalya.irl) on Jul 9, 2017 at 2:04pm PDT

Natalya Marie is bae.

This set of art nudes by @mike_monaghan are up on the $25 tier of my Patreon! Go check them out!

A post shared by Amber Rose McConnell (@amberrosemcconnell) on Jul 9, 2017 at 2:49pm PDT

I can’t get enough of Amber Rose McConnell‘s Instagram.

If you got me a gift for my birthday send me an email so I can spoil you back with pics like this email in bio

A post shared by Kendra Sunderland (@therealkendrasunderland) on Jul 8, 2017 at 8:28pm PDT

Kendra Sunderland has BOOBS.

Raw today by @boo_george_studio

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jul 10, 2017 at 11:04am PDT

Em Rata is looking especially good.

Ellie in Ohio, September 2016 The loveliest Ellie Lane for my series ‘Some American Women’ www.patreon.com/selinamayer selinamayer.bigcartel.com #blackandwhite #blackandwhitefilm #filmphotography #analoguephotography #analogphotography #filmisnotdead #filmisalive #believeinfilm #keepfilmalive #istillshootfilm #staybrokeshootfilm #someamericanwomen #ellielane #selinamayer

A post shared by Selina Mayer (@selinkamayer) on Jul 10, 2017 at 11:45am PDT

Ellie Lane is keeping me warm at night.

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Valentina Nappi is a goddess.

@couturedenuit

A post shared by Haylie Noire (@haylienoire) on Jun 29, 2017 at 8:38am PDT

Haylie Noire can see into my soul.

Bouncing into this weekend like…

A post shared by ANGELA WHITE (@theangelawhite) on Jul 8, 2017 at 2:47pm PDT

Angela White is bouncing around all over the place.

Wiggly feet @damon_baker

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Bella Thorne is not boring.

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I want Denise Richards to write a tell-all book about her life with Charlie Sheen. I was a fan of Spin City back in the day when Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox as the lead of the show. Things were going so well for The Charles in the early aughts. At least it appeared that way in the media. Spin City was great and Two and a Half Men definitely had its moments.

Not only was his career pretty stellar in the early 2000s, but Charlie Sheen was married to Denise Richards. Clearly, the best thing to ever happen to him. BUT THEN HE WENT AND RUINED IT.

I read in an interview that Denise decided to pose for Playboy shortly after the birth of her daughter because she wanted people to know that when you’re a mother you’re still a sexual person. That stuff doesn’t just go away. Also, it appears her marriage to Sheen had started to hit a rough patch in 2004. She didn’t feel sexy and felt like she had something to prove.

Awwwww, so clearly bonehead Sheen cheated on her while she was pregnant, right? That’s what I got from that piece of information. What a douche!

Denise is pretty much the nicest person ever, though. After they broke up, Charlie had kids with Brooke Mueller and Denise ended up keeping those kids for a while because Charlie and Brooke were having a hard time with drugs. I don’t know many women who would happily take care of their ex’s new kids.

Even today, she’s helping Sheen rehabilitated his image with fun “we’re still a family” Instagram pictures. Sigh. You deserve better Denise Richards. You deserve better.

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The cat came back.

We will be seeing you soon Dallas!!! We are bringing back all the favorites that we know you love and want to see again!! Come out to our VaultSin show!! Tickets on sale: https://prekindle.com/vivas @wickedhailey @her.sins @vivaslounge

A post shared by Frankie Sinister (@frankie_sinister) on Jul 16, 2017 at 4:45pm PDT

Frankie Sinister, will you marry me?

Feeling in the mood to fly away to somewhere exotic☀️@penthouse #penthouse #glassolive

A post shared by Olive Glass (@glassolive) on Jul 17, 2017 at 11:24am PDT

Olive Glass is in the new issue of Penthouse and I approve.

Wield my starving hips. There’s a cult inside of me

A post shared by Natalya Marie (@natalya.irl) on Jul 16, 2017 at 11:30am PDT

I want Natalya Marie to be my second wife.

Throwback Mack

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Here’s a little throwback Mack.

Strange day. My car suddenly died. My laptop will not turn on. I think Cora might be sick. I have a million little things to accomplish in the next two weeks before I fly to Seattle – I feel strangely overwhelmed tonight…… Sometimes, I wish that I had someone to hold hands with after a hard day. #everythingcanwaituntilmonday #exhausted #somuchtodo

A post shared by London Andrews (@londonandrews) on Jul 16, 2017 at 9:19pm PDT

London Andrews can also join my harem.

Loungin in bubbles wit a bubble

A post shared by Marly (@marvelousmarly) on Jul 16, 2017 at 7:59pm PDT

Marly is freaking marvellous.

It’s strange But I don’t need space from you And every single thing you do I like I’ve been chased Maybe I just knew I had to wait for you Draw a knife and carve a little space for you It feels nice @cenzol #alyssabarbara #yvr #bluebellalingerie #vancitygirl

A post shared by Alyssa Barbara (@alyssabarbara) on Jul 15, 2017 at 3:13pm PDT

Alyssa Barbara is proof that blondes do have more fun.

This is the last copy of “The Last Stand,” one of the last photos I took before I started my backpiece! I want it to go to a good home; grab it up for $5 now alongside many other prints and instax on IWantJessaJordan.com! { photo } Jon MMMayhemm #jessajordan #bbyjessa #oldwork #printshop #etsy #etsy #photoprints #blackmodel #naturalhair #philly #footfetish #figuremodel #formandfigure #soles #barefeet

A post shared by Jessa Jordan. (@missjessajordan) on Jul 17, 2017 at 9:51am PDT

Miss Jessa Jordan has a gorgeous backside.

Vibrator. #goldgang #goodgirl  #badgirl  #paradox #model #altmod #alternative #adult #mainstream #tattoos #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #art #shorthairdontcare #fitness #fitspo #sheer #vixen  #hustle #grind #focused #freethenipple

A post shared by Honey Gold (@honeygoldxx) on Jul 16, 2017 at 1:27pm PDT

Honey Gold has good taste in vibrators.

Finders Keepers @rachellvallori

A post shared by keslertran (@keslertran) on Jul 16, 2017 at 3:22pm PDT

Rachell Vallori is my girlfriend. NO. ONE. ELSE.

When’s papa coming home?

A post shared by Elsa Jean (@elsajeanofficial) on Jul 15, 2017 at 5:10pm PDT

Elsa Jean is a fairytale come true.

#lanabanana #booty is back where it all started on @tushy ! Who is pumped for this ⁉️⁉️‼️Lana = Anal

A post shared by LanaBanana (@lanarhoades) on Jul 17, 2017 at 11:12am PDT

I can’t believe how gorgeous Lana Rhoades is.

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Doesn’t Brissa kind of look like Amy Winehouse in that header pic?

When police officers were called to Edge Hotel in Clearwater, Florida, they found Instagram famous model Brissa Dominguez in the buff, which is exactly how God created her, but apparently, that ish doesn’t go down well with cops. Idk what their problem is.

Some douche cop handed her a towel so she could cover up (obviously he’s a douche if he wanted her to cover up… or not enough of a douche maybe?), but as he was handing her the towel she snatched it out of his hands and used it to whip his face.

(I bet that’s not the first time that officer was whipped.)

When they tried to arrest her, she resisted, obvi.

Upon her arrest the defendant intentionally kicked myself and other officers. She kicked me as I stood in front of her, and also in a mule kick when behind her while attempting to effect an arrest during difficult circumstances.

Huh, I didn’t know that move was called a mule kick. The more you know, amirite.

Anyhow, the cops weren’t down with getting beat up by an Instagram model so they subdued and arrested a nude Brissa Dominguez who was charged with trespassing, resisting an officer with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer.

I wonder what she was doing there in the first place?! That’s what I really want to know. Instead of that juicy piece of information I’ve got to leave you with this detail: “She posted a $10,000 bond and walked from jail.”

Instagram has launched so many people’s careers. It’s kind of nuts.

If only I could keep this feeling forever #lovenature #southyubariverstatepark #yubariver #mexicanmodel #lettingitflow #fitgirls #slimthick #baybaddiebrie #bayareagirl #swimwear #model #happymonday

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Hot.

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I just had a live earwig in my mouth. How did this happen, Lola, you find yourself asking?! No, I was not trying out some new age cuisine. Nope, I was not so desperate for food that I decided foraging for grubs was a good idea. I was simply sipping through a straw.

I like drinking through a straw, okay. It makes everything taste better, but since I care about the environment and all that crap I bought myself a metal straw that can be washed and reused. I never thought to look through the hollow tube to make sure it was empty, but I should have because that first pull of smoothie was kind of chunky.

To my dismay, when I pursed my lips and spit the chunk into my hand it was not a piece of unblended kale as I had surmised, but rather a life earwig. Yes, the damn thing was still alive. Covered in green smoothie gunk, but still alive. It even survived being thrown across the room.

I searched for ten minutes, but I was able to find and kill the offending earwig. It was definitely the same bug; he still had some green smoothie on his pincers. I will be having nightmares about this for the rest of my life. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to use another straw.

There’s no coming back from this, even Zana’s magnificent boobs can’t soothe what ails me.

P.S. Doesn’t it look like the last four pics of this shoot were taken in a different decade than the rest of the pics? I don’t know what’s happening. I can’t think beyond the earwig. Although, I guess in this case it was a mouthwig.

P.P.S. I just stole that joke from someone.

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Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fappppppp. Fap, fap, fap. Fappp.

Sometimes I wonder how many of you I might actually know in real life. I was waiting in line at the bank the other day and I was talking to a dude I know from high school. I was telling him about the issues I’m having with my laptop and as a joke, he said: “Too much Pornhub.”

Little does he know, right, but that just reminded me that EVERYONE knows about Pornhub. My cousin’s son could be reading this right now and I would have no idea.

Fap, fap, fap.

More in @maniashuz

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Stefania Ferrario‘s proportions continue to defy the laws of physics.

♣️First impressions are everything ♠️

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Ana Foxxx has a nice figure.

Wasn’t feelin a #MackMonday, so these 3 are for #MackTuesday

A post shared by Christy Mack (@christymack) on Jul 25, 2017 at 11:25am PDT

Christy Mack still has it.

I have some extremely talented friends! Photo by @amberrosemcconnell By the way I love that this Lingerie company @uyesurana makes Lingerie for all sizes and types. Specifically brallets for bigger breasts!

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Lillias Right has impressed me much.

By the my dear friend @daveaharonian ✨ #glassolive

A post shared by Olive Glass (@glassolive) on Jul 25, 2017 at 11:35am PDT

I foresee big things for Olive Glass.

Live a colorful life| - @jon_premosch_photo

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Caught in a daze| - @jon_premosch_photo

A post shared by Alyssa Arce (@miss_alyssaarce) on Jul 24, 2017 at 9:05pm PDT

Two pics of Alyssa Arce, because why not.

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A post shared by Haylie Noire (@haylienoire) on Jul 25, 2017 at 5:33am PDT

Haylie Noire has got a French ass.

@clarebarexo X @sneakyvaunt X @lovecrave

A post shared by Raylin Joy (@rayjoycat) on Jul 25, 2017 at 4:08pm PDT

Oh God, Raylin Joy is the prettiest.

I was wayyy too excited to post this. Collabing With one of my faves @jamesfelixraw ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! #siswimsearch #miamimodels #orlandomodels #scoutme #arsenicmagazine #arsenic #treatsmag

A post shared by Aubri Ebony (@aubriebony) on Jul 24, 2017 at 5:29pm PDT

Aubri Ebony has amazing proportions. Wow!

Liviy girl

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Elsa Jean, that’s it, I’m getting a puppy.

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A lot of you may remember Tiffani Amber Thiessen (or rather Tiffany Thiessen since she dropped the Amber) as Kelly Kapowski on Saved By The Bell. Personally, I remember her as Valerie Malone on 90210. Kelly was a good girl, but Valerie was the TV show equivalent of Angelina Jolie, you know the one, she slept with all the guys and fought with all the girls. It’s was a nightmare and it was brilliant TV.

Tiff has the most ’90s sounding name that I’ve ever heard. I’m thinking that’s why she dropped the Amber, you know, in an effort to sound less like a stripper and more like a serious actress. Tiffani Amber Thiessen kind of rolls off the tongue, though, and it’s hard to change your name once it’s already been ingrained into people’s subconscious.

After making her exit from 90210, Tiffani did a few guest spots until she was cast as vixen police lieutenant Billie Chambers in the FOX hit Fastlane. Okay, so it wasn’t a hit, but it was still amazing and deserved much more than one season.

I loved Fastlane. Loved it! Fox was in the habit back then of cancelling great shows after only one season. I’m still mad about Firefly, John Doe, Keen Eddie, Tru Calling, Brimstone, and Wonderfalls. And of course Fastlane. So mad. Fox basically destroyed my faith in television.

At least Tiffani Thiessen never broke my heart. Her nude-ish pictures are always there to make me feel better, which I need after thinking of all those Fox shows that were cancelled before their time was up.

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Every. Last. Single. Body. Part. Of. The. Female. Body. Is. Incredible.

$25 and up gets you a full-res download of this set on Patreon (click the link in bio ) or just hang on for a few more days to see it on Stylerotica.com this Saturday. Shot by @_d_punk in Vegas. This is my first pretty much no-retouch set and although that was a deliberate decision, please keep that in mind with any feedback. #stylerotica #kato #stockings #lingerie #blonde #booty #butt #toned #noretouch #noregrets #tanned #hot #sexy #badgirl

A post shared by Kato 🤘 (@katopunk) on Aug 7, 2017 at 12:02pm PDT

Kato Punk is bootylicious.

the @aura_experience caught by @dennisleupold #BARBADOS #cropover2017 #culture

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Rihanna is looking thick and amazing!

#MackMonday

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Christy Mack is killing me with her underboob.

Fleshlight.com/products/stoya @fleshlight

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Any of you have a Stoya Fleshlight?

When you get caught late night snacking #guilty #snacking #butt #bööty #booty #datass #buns #glutes #squats #bubblebutt #fitness #fit #fitchick #ass #äss #butt #monday #bootygainz #motivationmonday #picoftheday #bootyfull

A post shared by Marina Valmont (@marinavalmont) on Aug 7, 2017 at 11:27am PDT

Marina Valmont is my life story.

Starry Starry Night @geaimages @geaphoto

A post shared by Emily Low (@emilylowofficial) on Aug 6, 2017 at 8:10am PDT

Emily Low is a classic Hollywood bombshell.

#banane

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Valentina Nappi is a work of art.

Got spoiled today with two delicious cocks += Thank you @julesjordanx #Staytuned #ComingSoon #GOLDGANG #goldgang #goodgirl  #badgirl  #paradox #model #altmod #alternative #adult #mainstream #tattoos #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #art #shorthairdontcare #fitness #fitspo #sheer #vixen  #hustle #grind #focused #freethenipple

A post shared by Honey Gold (@honeygoldxx) on Aug 7, 2017 at 5:38pm PDT

Honey Gold is a rock star.

Girls Trip! Cabo baby! 🥂🥂 @mecabo

A post shared by Nikki Benz (@nikkibenz) on Aug 4, 2017 at 9:23am PDT

Nikki Benz and all the blonde pornstars went to Cabo.

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Trump is a horrible, horrible man. We’re all doomed. In the meantime, you know, while we wait for the apocalypse here are some pics of some nice looking ladies. After you’re done with that, maybe go punch a nazi. Idk.

The annoyance of miserable people that feel the the unnecessary need to take down photos that are beautiful. Grow up. Magic by @gabinomphoto ✨

A post shared by Feryn ✨ (@hausof_feryn) on Aug 24, 2017 at 1:02pm PDT

Feryn is a water nymph.

“So thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable” @camsjournal #drake #curves #lv #model #implied #natural #mixed #mixedgirl #picofday #model #fit #plussize #thick #sexy #body #summer #bombshell #photography #art #bikini #impliednude #naked #swimwear #louisvuitton #backatit

A post shared by Abigayle Rockette (@abigaylerockette) on Aug 24, 2017 at 10:01am PDT

Abigayle Rockette has a vulva shaped like a heart.

@kimber_fox and our yearly rituals #bloodbath

A post shared by Lucas James Art (@lucasjames_art) on Aug 23, 2017 at 8:32pm PDT

I’m jealous of Kimber Fox‘s laser nipples.

Getting my flash on

A post shared by Jａｓｍｉｎｅ Jａｒｄｏｔ (@jasminejardot) on Aug 24, 2017 at 1:48pm PDT

Jasmine Jardot is freaking fantastic.

Crouching tiger hidden bush

A post shared by Riley Reid (@baconbootyy) on Aug 24, 2017 at 10:40am PDT

Riley Reid never disappoints.

Ever since I laid eyes on “the hussy”, I wanted to shoot all over her (hahaha… that sounded WAYY dirtier than planned)… This old bus has been rotting away in the Fingerlakes for years now… If “The Hussy” could talk, I bet she could tell some really great stories! Images and video will be on Patreon this Thursday!!

A post shared by London Andrews (@londonandrews) on Aug 23, 2017 at 3:01pm PDT

London Andrews is all over The Hussy.

Keep an eye out for the wife and I at @slutwalk_la #slutwalkla @maggiewest

A post shared by Nikki Hearts (@nikkiheartsx) on Aug 24, 2017 at 5:15pm PDT

Nikki Hearts is YASS QUeen.

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Lana Rhoades has a bum tattoo.

Mood #LoveWins #KissMe

A post shared by Shyla Jennings🦄 (@shylajdotcom) on Aug 23, 2017 at 3:38pm PDT

Shyla Jennings & Jenna Sativa make me believe in love again.

37 weeks pregnant today (9 months + 1 week) .. there are very few articles of clothing that fit me comfortably at this point. Partially this is due to the fact that I was and still am somewhat irrationally uncomfortable with the idea of wearing maternity clothes but also because I’m so big and round at this point. This dress was a favorite pre pregnancy and it’s still coming through for me in these super duper pregnant days. Can’t wait for my little person to arrive so I can get back to being able to wear all my clothes again

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Karla Kush is 9 months pregnant and I had no idea.

a booty for your scroll

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Karlee Grey doesn’t want you to forget she has a booty.

Things I’ve seen during my stay in Colombia: . Cartagena: Palacio de la Inquisición (it’s the place in this picture!), national aviary of Colombia, Playa Blanca, Baru peninsula, Ciudad amurallada, Tierra Bomba island. ⚡️Bogotá: Museo del oro, Parque de la 93, Chorro de Quevedo, Monserrate, the salt cathedral (Zipaquirá). Leonor Espinosa’s & Rafael Osterling’ restaurants. ✨Medellin: Museo de la memoria, Fernando Gonzalez’s house (Envigado), Plaza de Botero. Thanks to everybody who suggested me things to do! It was super helpful!

A post shared by Amarna Miller (@amarnamiller) on Aug 24, 2017 at 12:49am PDT

Amarna Miller is my favorite.

10.30am on a Wednesday..

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Rosie Roff is unbelievable.

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Are squats the only way to get dat porn ass? There’s gotta be another way because I don’t know how many times a day I can get down low to feel the burn.

Who am I kidding? I have that ass and it’s all due to pizza and Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars. No squats were needed.

Comment below your plans this weekend! I hope it’s coming to see me at @dejavuokc @lildarlingsokc #100%natural

A post shared by Dani Daniels (@akadanidaniels) on Sep 6, 2017 at 5:04pm PDT

Dani Daniels has dat ass.

Lukey took some photos @indeed_unicorn

A post shared by Meli Kai (@choniebrotank) on Aug 18, 2017 at 6:54pm PDT

Meli Kay is boob-licious

Back to school 🛍

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I don’t know who this Image Folio babe is, but I like her.

On SATURDAYI’ll be rocking out with my @wasabassco familia for our #burlesque tribute to #LedZeppelin: TAKE THE LED OFF! 8pm show at @lprnyc. Need more info? SMARTandNAKED.Com : @rongejon

A post shared by Sydni Deveraux (@goldenglamazon) on Sep 6, 2017 at 4:59pm PDT

Sydni Deveraux is the golden glamazon.

super sneaky sneak peek of my @fleshlight shoot today click the link in my bio

A post shared by A. Danger (@dangershewrote) on Sep 7, 2017 at 12:23pm PDT

Abella Danger is working it.

Caitlin in Pennsylvania, August 2016 The darling @caitlin_michele for my Some American Women series. www.patreon.com/selinamayer selinamayer.bigcartel.com #someamericanwomen #blackandwhite #blackandwhitefilm #filmphotography #analoguephotography #analogphotography #filmisnotdead #filmisalive #believeinfilm #keepfilmalive #istillshootfilm #staybrokeshootfilm #selinamayer #caitlinmichele

A post shared by Selina Mayer (@selinkamayer) on Sep 3, 2017 at 2:32pm PDT

Selina Mayer makes some great art.

This Saturday, I’ll be your GoGo Dancer for House of Deveraux Led Zeppelin Burlesque Show! You won’t want to miss this rockin’ event featuring Wasabassco’s bad ass babes! Bring your dollars, @lprnyc is going to be a wild ride! Tickets at www.smartandnaked.com #burlesque #gogo #rocksndroll #ledzeppelin #wasabassco #wasafamily #lpr #nightlife #smartandnaked #nightlifenyc #showgirl #badass #babe © @dzcs4u

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Puss n’ Boots is a dream.

yesterday coming soon i think ur gona love ♥️

A post shared by Elsie 🦄 (@elsiehewitt) on Sep 7, 2017 at 8:37am PDT

Elsie is WOW.

@ellielouisecoker lil while back in one of my fav seaside coves to makes images

A post shared by natlanyon (@natlanyon) on Sep 7, 2017 at 4:24am PDT

Ellie Louise Coker is stunning.

quién lame mi tacón? 🤔

A post shared by Apolonia Lapiedra (@apolonialapiedrax) on Sep 7, 2017 at 1:32pm PDT

Apolonia Lapiedra could kill with those heels.

Cheesy baby YEAH

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Sarah McDaniel is making me want pizza.

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I LOVED Elsa Hosk when she was an up and coming nude model, but then she joined the ranks of Victoria’s Secret and in an odd turn of events started wearing more clothes. Strange for a lingerie model. That’s why I was so damn happy to see her go back to her roots for this campaign for District Vision.

It’s a nude and freckled Elsa Hosk in all her glory.

Apparently, this photoshoot is for a company that sells sunglasses for runners. Oh, and some yoga gear as well. I didn’t know this but there’s a whole crew of people who do yoga and then go running. I don’t know, seems like a lot of work to me. I hope they all do it in the nude.

I wish they hadn’t put that god awful “Ashwagandha Crew” logo across Elsa’s nude body. That mid-stride picture is pretty stunning, but all the best bits are covered. Bummer.

Speaking of bummers, this morning I woke up convinced I had an orgasm with just the power of my mind. I was so excited, I thought I had unlocked some unknown orgasm power, but it turns out it was just a dream. Maybe I did have an orgasm while dreaming? It’s hard to tell. There was no telltale sign of wetness.

When the last time any of you Peepz had a wet dream?

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I fucking love this picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. This one. The header pic. The one where she lying on her stomach in the sand half-submerged in the ocean with her hard nips outlined in shadow. I love sexy silhouettes. They’re tantalizing and this one is really doing it for me.

I fucking love the ocean and that particular shade of blue you only get at dusk. I live for that shit. If you could get off to a color, I would cream all over the color blue. Yes, cream.

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Prince said it best: “You’re filthy cute and baby you know it.” I think that’s a sentiment that can apply to Alessandra Ambrosio very well. The Victoria’s Secret model definitely knows she’s filthy cute. When you rake in approximately 5 million a year for being beautiful I doubt you have a self-esteem issue.

Jesus Christ, I wish I could make 5 million during the course of my life let alone a year. It’s insane that some people have SO MUCH money while so many other’s live below or just above the poverty line. The word is fucked up.

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