Hot Pics – Peeperz

Remember the good old days when you would use still images to get off? Okay, so if you were born after the internet had already taken over our lives you probably don’t remember that, but there was a time when the only “porn” I had access to were my brother’s porno magazines.

I would sneak into my bro’s room when no one was home, check the space between his mattress and the wall, and pull out an old wrinkled skin mag so I could get off to my heart’s content.

Obviously, I would try to ignore the fact that my brother used the same material to jerk off, but that wasn’t too hard to do, because as soon as I saw those illicit images my clit would start throbbing and my pussy would get yet.

Actually, I’m getting a little wet just thinking about it.

People who didn’t have access to porno mags (those poor souls) had to make due with their mother’s lingerie catalogues. Worse yet, I’ve heard tell of people jerking it to the underwear section in the Sears catalogue. I mean, that’s just sad.

Whatever works, I guess.

These days, people have an abundance of material to jerk off too and none of it is hidden. Mainstream fashion mags sold at every mom and pop store feature naked models, you can’t turn on your TV without seeing some nudity, and then there’s the internet, which is 99% porn and 1% cat videos.

It’s awesome, but I almost miss the days when porn was this illicit thing that was hard to get your hands on. It made everything hotter somehow. I can remember getting off to pictures that would do nothing for me today. And I know for a fact that a lot of hardcore porn aficionados find the idea of jerking off to a still image laughable.

I, on the other hand, am happy to report I still get turned on by a picture of someone’s tongue.

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Is Playboy the one truly international brand? I swear every country has their very own version of the skin mag. According to Wiki, they might not be in EVERY country, but they’ve definitely got a good hold on most of the world.

Countries that have their own edition, not counting the States, are as follows: Mongolia (2012–), Thailand (2012–), Philippines (2008–), South Africa (1993–1996, 2011–2013), Venezuela (2006–), Argentina (1985–1995, 2006–), Brazil (1975–), Colombia (2008–), Mexico (1976–1998, 2002–), Austria (2012–) (only special issues from time to time), Bulgaria (2002–), Croatia (1997–), Czech Republic (1991–), Estonia (2007–), Germany (1972–), Greece (1985–), Hungary (1989–1993, 1999–), Israel (2013–), Italy (1972–2003, 2008–), Latvia (2010–), Lithuania (2008–), Macedonia (2010– ), Moldova (2012–), Netherlands (1983–), Poland (1992–), Portugal (2009, 2012–), Romania (1999–), Russia (1995–), Serbia (2004–), Slovakia (1997–2002, 2005–), Slovenia (2001–), Spain (1978–), and the Ukraine (2005–).

And here’s a handful of countries that used to have their own edition of Playboy: Indonesia (2006–2007), Singapore, Hong Kong (1986–1993), Taiwan (1990–2003), Japan (1975–2009), Georgia (country) (2007–2009), Norway (1998–1999), Sweden (1998–1999), Turkey (1986–1995), France (1973–2011), and Australia (1979–2000).

As you can see, Taiwan used to have their own edition in the ’90s, but it folded in 2003. Too bad, because as far as I can tell from this photoshoot, they did pretty well. Although, for a Taiwanese edition it does come off as rather American.

To be honest, the model Zheng Jia Yu kind of comes off as the “diversity” cast member from Beverly Hills 90210, except Berverly Hills 90210 didn’t have a “diversity” character.

Unless you count Andrea (far left) who was Jewish and therefore “other.”

That show was the whitest show of all the shows. The characters also spent a lot of time in a diner that had that ’50s vibe and rode around in convertibles. Basically, I’m saying this photoshoot was taken inside a Taiwanese Peach Pit. You’ve seen the show, you know what I’m talking about.

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People on the internet have been freaking out over this nude photoshoot, because you can see Ashley Graham‘s cellulite and stretch marks. Oh, and also boobs, which as a whole lot of people praising the Lord. It’s the cellulite, though, that people seem to have a problem with.

It’s a fact that 90% of the population has cellulite and stretch marks and I’m not just talking about so-called fat people. I mean, EVERYONE. Even Kate Moss has cellulite. It’s a thing that bodies do and there’s not much to be done about it.

It’s just the way things are!

We’re not used to seeing cellulite in fashion magazines, however, so I’ll be the first to admit that it can be a little jarring at first (and I say this as someone who has cellulite). It can take your eyes and your brain a couple seconds to register what you’re seeing, but if you can’t get over that first initial I’m-not-used-to-seeing-this reaction and accept that it’s totally normal and even beautiful than I don’t want to know you as a person.

I’m not saying Ashley Graham or even plus-sized ladies in general HAVE to do it for you, but if they disgust you or if you’re suddenly concerned about their “health,” or about what they eat and how often they go to the gym, then I want you to know that you and I can’t be friends. It’s just not going to happen.

What I find truly WTF is that a lot of porny blogs are posting these pics, but in their intro they’re making sure to tell their readers that Ashley Graham is fat and gross. They want you to know they’re not into fatties, but they’ll post the pics anyways, because they know their readers want to see them.

It’s like, what the fuck, porny blogs? You can’t use a woman’s body to get clicks, but call her names in the same breath, that’s just uncouth.

Lola Byrd (that’s me), changing the world one blog rant at a time. I’m out. *Drops mic and walks away.*

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I’m trying to remember whose Instagram got me all hot and bothered, but I can’t remember. I just know I gotta take a break from my laptop and go for a spin in the bathroom. #brb

Get your @tezenisofficial bra OUT NOW! #goodmornin

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Rita Ora in a bra for Coachella?

When its cold outside I’ve got the month of May…. Side note If i get over over 20k likes and over 50 repost I’ll drop a better one lol hastag my name so i can see it Bts by @kelvin7talent With @lovewhitty Location home@prominentstatus #ZahraElise

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Zahra Elise has a famous ass on Instagram.

I’ve been back in the east coast for a couple days now. Tonight I head back to Philly, the first city I fell in love with, and the only place I could get by and create full time. @missjessajordan for Into the Wild

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Jessa Jordan is WOW!

I owe so much of what I have achieved and where I have gotten in this life to @londonandrews. She has inspired me to see more of the world, push myself, and my work further than I ever would have imagined. @londonandrews for Into the Wild

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London Andrews is my new fave.

The amazing @cervenafox for Into the Wild www.patreon.com/corwinprescott

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Cervena Fox is my second new fave.

Babygirl ❤️ @lanarhoades #Tushy by @greglansky

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Lana Rhoades is becoming a permanent fixture around here.

Sliding into your dms like..

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Riley Reid is bacon booty.

damnbbyallireallyneedisalilbit

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Abella Danger looks stunning in blue.

Wanna play? 🤺

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Yes, Sarah McDaniel. I do want to play.

@gregoriophotography Your comfort zone is a prison cell that constrains your full potential and confines you from the boundless opportunity the world outside it has to offer. But you hold the key, and that key is called courage. @beautaplin

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Amberleigh West is cute as a button.

On set for @girlswaynetwork today! #comingsoon ❤

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Abigail Mac definitely works hard for that body.

Something special today

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Emily Ratajkowski is doing something different with her hair.

No makeup , No clothes , No problem ⚡️ @badboi

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Madison Louch is goals.

Doing stuff at the beach

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Joanna Angel doing stuff at the beach is the best.

Oldie but goodie. Flashback to Berlin 2014! #schlampe #fotze #berlina

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I miss Bonnie Rotten.

@itscassiescott by @samlivm2 for #PMAGAZINE www.pmagazine.co

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Cassie Scott is beautiful.

You don’t wanna mess with @instavalentinanappi Or maybe you do #Blacked by @greglansky

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I’m having serious librarian fantasies with Valentina Nappi right now.

Tomorrow is my birthday. I’ll be wishing for more dogs.

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Wish Christy Mack a belated birthday.

🦂Where the wild things are 🦊🦁 coming soon to @atkingdomofficial 🦂

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Ana Foxxx has abs for days.

B&W @rockybatchelor ✨ @mistressrocks #blackandwhite #rocks

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Nicole Thorne is not related to Bella Thorne… I don’t think.

Did I ever tell you I secretly wanted to be a #mechanic ? in this new @brazzersofficial scene I am a very dirty one @Felicityxfeline

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Felicity Feline is fine even wen covered in car grease.

#Malibu May 11th!!!! @billboard link in bio!

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Miley Cyrus is riding a horsy.

Bodysuit @hello_ac305 ❤️ Photo @natalysyakova

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Anastasia Kvitko is proportions.

Hey #chechikarmy My vary first @vixenxofficial scene drops tomorrow! Let me know your thought! I’m gonna log in tomorrow night and read your comments!!❤️ @greglansky @manuelferrara

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Adriana Chechik is so pretty.

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I’ve been having really, really weird dreams lately. I’m pretty sure I have weird dreams all the time, but lately I’ve been able to remember all the gory details. It’s strange, because just a couple of weeks ago I was complaining to myself, as I am wont to do, that I couldn’t recall the last dream I could remember in vivid detail. Then, BAM. Dream-a-palooza.

I think my brain is trying to punish me.

Last night I was getting my tits molded while Brad Pitt (I think it was Brad Pitt) was dry humping me from behind. I was leaning over on a table in some dive bar so my tits would fall into the molding substance and I couldn’t move, which meant I kind of had to put up with Brad’s whatever-the-hell-he-was-doing back there, but then when the mold was dry I was concerned because it had all these weird bumps and indentations and I kept trying to explain to everyone that they were air bubbles and NOT FROM MY BOOBS, because my boobs are silky smooth.

No matter what I said, however, it came off all “The lady doth protest too much, methinks” and no one would take me seriously. I was demanding that they smooth the bumps out with sandpaper before pouring the latex in, but no one cared, so I stormed off and then I was in a desert with flying elephants.

THEN, then, I walked into a room where Tom Cruise and a bunch of other men where doing something to another man, which should never ever be done to another man. Imagine if the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction was actually part of the film No Country for Old Men and you might have an inclining of what I witnessed in my dream.

I know people generally hate hearing about other people’s dreams and none of this has anything to do with this photoshoot starring Gabrielle Caunesil, but I’m the Deputy Sheriff around here and I like to think of you Peepz as my captive audience, so suck it and marvel at the crap my brain tries to process while I slumber.

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Oh man, the past was so great! This photoshoot is how you do Halloween. Don’t fuck around, just dress a woman up as a sexy scarecrow and call it a day. Don’t forget to finish the night off by taking a sponge bath in an old timey washing tub by the light of your oil lamp.

Wait, whaaa- Was this photoshoot taken in 1977 or 1877? The orange background on the cover pic screams 1977, but the lasso and studded saddled scream Wild Wild West.

Apparently, Susan likes it that way. She likes to think of herself as the reincarnation of a dance hall girl:

“Imagine having been one of a few girls in a saloon full of men who hadn’t seen a woman for six months or a year,” she told us. “All those lean, suntanned guys wearing boots, chaps and six-guns. Maybe it’s a good thing I’m not a dance hall girl. The way I go crazy for cowboys, I’d never be able to take their money.”

Not bad, as far as fantasies go, but I’m pretty happy living in a century that has electricity and indoor plumbing. My idea of the West is The Three Amigos and/or Blazzing Saddles. I doubt the cowboy life is anything like those two movies, though.

I don’t get people who romanticize the past. Life was hard, yo. Also, racism and stuff. Seriously, I’ve been watching Legends of Tomorrow and there isn’t one time period they can go to in the past where Jefferson doesn’t have to face some sort of truly horrible racism. Time travel isn’t easy when you’re black.

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I’ve got to stop scrolling through Instagram. Some days I have a hard time finding pics that speak to me, but today I was finding one good after another. I can’t make this post too long, though, so I had to cut myself off.

@cherrysinatra for @her.sins Prohibition: A Cannabis Cabaret!! #austinburlesque #austinphotographer

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Cherry Sinatra is my dreams.

Happy #wakeandbake bitches #girls #smoke #weed #marijuana #bikini #throwback

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Kendra Sunderland is a pot head’s dream.

so do you think we could work out a sign? so I know it’s you and that it’s over so I won’t even try

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Kira Noir is a goddess.

#carefreeblackgirl Rolling around on Venice Beach with @i.mays

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Hello, Jessy.

Get wet with @mia_malkova #Vixen

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Mia Malkova has dat ass.

morning light #artist : @david_alvarado_ oil on panel. @instagram this is painting

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Shadia G. is a G.

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Amberleigh West is here.

#MondayMotivation

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Angela White has boobs.

I’m wearing so much @jungletribela and @dustandbeau If I were you, I’d go follow and buy some bad ass leather yourself!!! #asphyxianoir #starface #aaphyxia #starfacedgirl #starface shot by @allenhenson

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Asphyxia Noir is so cool.

@dangerninja is taking pretty naked photos of me

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Charlotte Sartre is my goth barbie doll.

My Madame X lingerie in Aquamarine is currently in stock @barenecessities and @glamuse_lingerie Photo by @sanchezzalba with makeup by @gregoryarlt and coiffure by @hisvintagetouch My bespoke #ballet shoes were made by @gaynorminden with trademark red soles by @louboutinworld exclusively for my #burlesque shows. Morganite and diamond ring by @henrisillam My fully-fashioned signature stockings with French heels are available at teese.us/nylons (find direct links in my story!) #artoftheteese #burlesqueballet #pinup

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Sigh, Dita Von Teese.

Working on my headstand with @vixenxofficial not 100% but almost there! #dirtyfeet

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I could watch Abigail Mac work out all day.

Dripping wet

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Miss Julianne is reminding me why wet white t-shirts are the best.

“I am Strong. I am capable. I am enough “…. That golden sunrise over a Canadian concrete jungle #torontoskyline #toronto #canada

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Lodon Andrews is Queen.

It’s #wetwednesday on RomiRain.com #New scene & photoset up now for #humpday #getwet ⛈

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Romi Rain is WOW!

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Haylie Noire is the best.

Episode 1 of Dirty Talk on TRENCHCOATx.com stars moi because I came up with the idea, effectively leaving @manuelferrara with no choice but to cast me out of everlasting gratitude. Also he puts it in my butt.

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Kayden Kross talks dirty.

Polaroid Monday

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Marlijn Hoek is very pretty.

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Alexis Ren is making me hungry.

Really awesome to see @liryc_suicide, @sunniesunshine & everyone at @suicidegirls @blackheartburlesque last night as well as @missysuicide & all the @myfreecams folks! (My shot of Liryc was from last tour – I wanted to see the show and not work last night) Thx for inviting me out.

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I’m in love with this picture of Liryc Suicide.

#Repost @blamotoys ・・・ @rayjoycat in our bunny onesie. “What is real? The Velveteen Rabbit” will be a contemporary, multimedia that proves child-like wonder need not be childish. Narrated by @rayjoycat Score by @nathanielscore Illustration by @davidmack Photography by @allanamato.

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Raylin Joy (a.k.a. Skin Diamond) making everyone’s day just a little better.

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Every time* I see a photoshoot of Marisa Papen she’s strolling about some magical wild kingdom (mostly, Hawaii) in the nude like some damn lady of the woods who is about to take over the world one titty picture at a time and it works. I love what Marisa is about.

I dig the whole nudity as an expression of freedom shtick and her whole back to nature part of the island vibe. That’s why I was a little astounded when I first saw this photoshoot for Insomnia Magazine. Not only is Papen wearing pants in one of these pictures, but she’s also indoors.

Pretty sure that’s a first on both counts.

Okay, they’re lace pants, so not exactly off brand, but the whole indoors thing is throwing me for a loop. And if all that wasn’t enough to destabilize my image of Papen, I noticed what looks like a tattoo on the bottom of one of her feet. Am I seeing things or can you see a tattoo on the sole of her left foot in picture number two?

Seriously, I feel like this is a mystery for the ages. I tried Googling my query, but came up empty handed. What say you Peepz, is that a tattoo a la Cara Delevingne (Cara has “Bacon…” tattooed under one of her feet) or is this just a dirt smudge?

Oh yeah, and there’s nudity too. I guess that’s important.

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“Every time” should be one word. “Everyone” is one word, so is “everything,” why can’t “everytime” be a thing? THIS HAS ALWAYS BUGGED ME.

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Caroline Vreeland‘s boobs are real, right? I really hope so, because I want to go on living in a world where such perfection can exist without the intervention of a plastic surgeon. I see so many fake boobs during the course of a normal work day that I don’t know what real boobs look like anymore unless they’re small and/or saggy.

If I see tits that are naturally big and round my first thought is always “Boob Job!,” because fake boobs are so damn prevalent these days that I just assume they’re EVERYWHERE.

It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but with fake tits. I think this would be a great movie. I mean, if movies like Killer Condom, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! can get greenlit, why not movies about sentient breast implants that try to take over the world.

I’m pretty sure that’s what all those paps are doing hiding in bushes with their cameras. They’re definitely lying in wait to catch a glimpse of the breast implant uprising first hand. Creepy photographers are clearly unsung heroes. We’re constantly shitting on paparazzi and to think that all this time they’ve been trying to prevent the breast apocalypse.

Fingers crossed that Caroline’s boobs are real, I wouldn’t want her to fall victim to a species of small blob aliens. Beware the blob, it eats you alive!

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Why can’t I eat all the junk food I want forever and ever and ever and not worry about stupid things like my health and gaining weight? Eating healthy sucks! Ugh, maybe I can start skipping a day out of two when it comes to sweets. Le sigh.

Point me in the wrong direction @corporatevampire #starfacedgirl #asphyxianoir #setlife #asphyxia #starface

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I miss Asphyxia Noir.

Once upon a time in Mexico… Been really busy lately, so here’s a previously unreleased photo I’ve been saving.

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Do yourself a favor and follow photographer Gregorio Campos on Instagram. He has all the hotties.

Mystique Photography | @ohrangutang Management | @seventalent @kelvin7talent Face by | @cristinapilo #ZahraElise #Curves #ootn #style #fashion #fashionblogger #fashiongram #fashiondiaries #styleblogger #flyshitonly #Curves #wolfangels #wshhbeauty #wshhgirl #worldstar #fashionaddict #fashioninspo #trending #viral #beautiful #ootd #Newyork #losangeles #miami #wakeupandmakeup #dressyourface

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Zahra Elise is all the goals.

I can live in shorts and a tank top. Just give me a beer and some fish tacos. ❤

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Abigail Mac looks amazing in a tank top and pair of shorts.

Someone send me Egyptian cotton bed sheets❤️

A post shared by Elsa Jean (@elsajeanofficial) on May 23, 2017 at 11:14am PDT

Elsa Jean is cool as ice.

Come see this act TOMORROW at @wasabassco House of Deveraux @lprnyc www.smartandnaked.com – photo by @tmronin #burlesque #bodycage #fetish #victoriana #blackwidow

A post shared by Medianoche (@_medianoche_) on May 18, 2017 at 11:07am PDT

Medianoche is yes, just yes.

what he wants, he knows just what he wants #ImStuck

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Let me introduce you to Miley Cyrus’s younger sister, Noah Cyrus.

Pïxėłš

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Kristen Hancher has all the curves.

“Noise and Kisses” { photo } @selinkamayer #jessajordan #someamericanwomen #browngirlparty #philly #blackandwhiteisworththefight #filmphotography #analogphotography

A post shared by Jessa Jordan. (@missjessajordan) on May 23, 2017 at 10:47am PDT

Jessa Jordan is hot!

Lingerie in the sunshine ☀️ There are so many great photos from this set it was really hard to choose which to post! The rest will be up on my Patreon very soon. by @almidameyerphotography

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Amber Rose McConnell is in my top 5 redheads list.

baby baby baby #babygirl #bedhead #bootybootybooty

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Riley Reid is cute as a button.

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Mia Malkova makes me want to start doing yoga again.

@benm_photo #Sydney #bikini

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Nicole Thorne has amazing hair.

Highly Anticipated // Never Duplicated // Next Level #Tushy @lovialongtime ❤️

A post shared by Tushy • Official Page (@tushy) on May 24, 2017 at 2:31pm PDT

Eva Lovia looks lovely with freckles.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It’s the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows & the beauty of a woman only grows with passing years. Audrey Hepburn – ph: @timuremek

A post shared by Bruna Colpa (@brunacolpa) on May 24, 2017 at 5:05am PDT

Bruna Colpa has a name.

TGIF

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Vanessa Veracruz has boobs.

Sip sip sippin on some sizzurp. by @stevebitanga from @twentysauce

A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on May 23, 2017 at 11:21am PDT

Sara Underwood makes coconut water look appetizing.

It’s my fucking birthday today so I’m reposting a picture of me in my birthday suit!! Photographer @riquemb

A post shared by Tina Louise (@miss_tina_louise) on May 23, 2017 at 8:37am PDT

Tina Louise has a tiny waist.

Awkward arms @arisjerome #35mm

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Ella Weisskamp catches the light with her eyes.

⬇️comment your snap⬇️

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Marley Brinx has great pokies.

@dannyscottlane #model #artmodel #body #laugh #smile

A post shared by Sheri Chiu (@nakiesheri) on May 24, 2017 at 10:02am PDT

Sheri Chiu makes nudity fun.

Lost @elen.dali @dreamstatelive

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Elen wins in the butt department.

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As I’m writing this I have a million and one of tabs open on my computer trying to find the best camping spot for me and three of my girlfriends. We’ve been trying to make this camping trip happen for a little over a decade, but nothing has ever materialized. In the past I’be been afraid to take over the planning for fear of being seen as “bossy.”

Fuck that noise, I say. I’m going to be bossy as hell. I’m going to research camping sites and make this ish happen whether they like it or not. Enough is enough. I’m taking control, baby.

There’s just one problem, though. I don’t have a tent.

Actually, the more I research this thing the more I realize you have to bring a lot of gear with you when you’re going camping. You need a tent, an inflatable mattress, a sleeping bag, a pillow, a cooler, food that will not spoil in said cooler, a gas cooking stove, things to eat with (what?), LOTS OF FRESH DRINKING WATER, some fold out chairs probably, fire starter instruments, a compass maybe. Am I forgetting something? I feel like I’m forgetting something important.

Toilet paper. Yup, definitely going to need toilet paper.

When I first started thinking of this camping thing, I just imagined myself prancing through the forest in a flowing white top trying to find a nice patch of moss where I could tinkle, but nope, the reality is that you have to trudge along a shovel with you to bury your poop and you’ll most likely have an ass covered in mosquito bites by the end of day one of your trip.

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Anastasiya Scheglova has cured all the cancer with her magnificent tits, even breast cancer. I know, I know, that’s a pretty grand statement, but I’m pretty sure cancer is caused by anger and all other sorts of negative emotions. And that’s a FACT. Okay, maybe not a fact, but rather a half-baked idea. Okay, maybe not a half-baked idea, but rather filler for this post.

So, right, cancer! Cancer is caused by repressed negative emotions and there’s no way you can hold on to all that repressed negativity when you look upon Anastasiya’s tits. There’s just no way. All that anger, resentment, and bitterness just evaporates. Her nipples are basically negativity seeking missiles. Ppptttsshhhhewwwwww. (That’s what a missile sounds like.)

And once all the negativity evaporates say bye-bye to cancer. FACT.

I’ve encountered cancer curing boobs once before. I was playing truth or dare with a couple of my friends (it was a simpler time) and I dared one of my friends to step outside on the balcony, flash her boobs, and press her tits against the window on the door. It was a magical moment that I will cherish forever.

Also, it was a moment that made me realize that large boobs can indeed be super perky and round even au naturel. I forgot that lesson after a few years of working at Peeperz. I’ve seen so many fake boobs over the years, big fake Barbie boobs and fake boobs so subtle it’s impossible to tell what’s real and what’s fake anymore.

I give up trying to figure it all out and I’m just accepting the fact that all boobs are great! Especially these ones.

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Goddamn cat keeps walking across my keyboard while I’m editing this post. If you find a weird string of letters somewhere, blame him.

Also, I went to the dentist today and my mouth is half frozen, so I look like I’ve had a stroke. Hawt!

#DoItForTheGraham @swimsuitsforall

A post shared by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on May 28, 2017 at 11:42am PDT

Ashley Graham has curves for days.

You are not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor should you feel the world must live up to yours – F Perl. #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves #londonandrews #plusmodel #plussize #bodypositive #rocknroll

A post shared by London Andrews (@londonandrews) on May 30, 2017 at 9:41am PDT

WOW, London Andrews. Wow.

Do I turn you guys on?? My make up was done by @kittielombardoartistry my most favorite makeup artist of all time I misss you so much ❤️❤️❤️

A post shared by Elsa Jean (@elsajeanofficial) on May 30, 2017 at 8:33am PDT

Elsa Jean is so tiny and cute.

I feel like I’ve been stressing over so much it’s bringing my vibes down. I just need a good gym sesh and a blunt. I know this is probably going to get reported…. #GOLDGANG #goldgang #goodgirl #badgirl #paradox #model #altmod #alternative #adult #mainstream #tattoos #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #art #shorthairdontcare #fitness #fitspo #sheer #vixen #hustle #grind #focused #freethenipple

A post shared by Honey Gold (@honeygoldxx) on May 29, 2017 at 9:36am PDT

Honey Gold is going to be HUGE!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee | @fabienmartorell

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Kristen Hancher floats like a butterfly?

New scene coming out today for @officialhardx 🤤 picture by @iamjtphoto

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Ana Foxxx has a shaved head.

The Desire to Receive for the Sake of Sharing… that’s the that makes me HAPPY Spread love and selflessness with those around you and feel the Light eternal #HappyGirl #SpreadLove

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Alyssa Barbara has one of the best pair of boobs on Instagram.

Good morning! ☕️ DaniDaniels.com – 18+ What do you put in your coffee?

A post shared by Dani Daniels (@akadanidaniels) on May 30, 2017 at 9:45am PDT

Dani Daniels is classic.

Reasons to look forward to THIS next @brazzersofficial scene: Cause um… #cleavage #boobs #latex #motorcycles #hotchicksonbikes #boots #leather #gangbang

A post shared by Anna Bell Peaks (@annabellpeaksxx) on May 30, 2017 at 12:02pm PDT

Anna Bell Peaks is doing her porn name justice.

Starting the day slow with @vikkiblowsie. See the gallery on Playboy.com. by @alyshanett

A post shared by Playboy (@playboy) on May 30, 2017 at 10:04am PDT

Vikki Blows is my new favorite follow on Instagram.

#TuesdayTreat

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Jenna Sativa is a treat!

Who else derives endless inspiration from Tinto Brass films?

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Madame Ette is Frivolous Lola.

Only a few days away till my return to one of my favorite club @cheerleaderspgh Jun 2-3. Your Latin Barbie is about to bring the heat. Don’t miss out!!!

A post shared by DaisyMarie (@1daisymarie) on May 30, 2017 at 10:09am PDT

I wish I could see this picture of Daisy Marie without all the ad copy.

@outragejess – maintain eye contact at all times for your safety #photoshoot #austinmodel #austinphotographer #fauxfur #lacebodysuit #jeanjacket

A post shared by Lucas James Art (@lucasjames_art) on May 29, 2017 at 1:16pm PDT

Jess Onassis is a babe.

siestita

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I don’t know what Apolonia Lapiedra does, but she’s gorgeous.

#thickthighs #thickthighssavelives

A post shared by Abigail Mac (@msabigailmac) on May 30, 2017 at 3:41am PDT

Abigail Mac is thick thighs saves lives.

Packing for @burlesquehall , can’t wait to bring the #Valkyrie to that amazing stage next Saturday! #burlesque #bhof #lasvegas video from @duaneparknyc

A post shared by Medianoche (@_medianoche_) on May 28, 2017 at 3:28pm PDT

Medianoche is whoa that move at the end.

Eat your heart out #photographer @haseebophoto #mua @frenchiebmakeup #hair @purpledivo

A post shared by Abigayle Rockette (@abigaylerockette) on May 29, 2017 at 5:50pm PDT

Abigayle Rockette is kinds of goals.

It’s my birthday! Follow my Snapchat to see all the shenanigans

A post shared by Eva Lovia (@lovialongtime) on May 29, 2017 at 8:41am PDT

Eva Lovia has an amazing ass.

Playing in the hot springs with @corwinprescott

A post shared by Amber Rose McConnell (@amberrosemcconnell) on May 28, 2017 at 3:56pm PDT

Amber Rose McConnell is seriously mesmerizing.

I love the way she sees me ❤️ @amberrosemcconnell // Freedom is about more than just being connected to nature geographically; it’s about being connected to your internal nature too. The knowledge that I can love more than one person and more than one gender is something I’ve felt my whole life but only recently have been able to truly explore. It is magical to be myself, and to be accepted for exactly that. ✨

A post shared by Nicole Vaunt (@vauntastic) on May 21, 2017 at 11:23am PDT

Oh, hello Nicole Vaunt.

How is your Monday going?

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Anastasia Kvitko is yup.

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I was ready to write a rant about how much of an asshole my Dad can be, I was actually a paragraph in when I decided to delete it and start over, because these nude pictures of model Claire Fromaigeat don’t deserve to be associated with the negative vibes of a douchebro who just happened to knock up my mother thirty odd years ago.

Bad vibes be gone, I say!

I just Googled “Claire Fromaigeat” (a.k.a. Claire The Cheese in my head) and the first link that popped up is for one of those forums were dudes exchange sexy photoshoots of models they like and I gotta tell that at first glance, Claire seems to favor that slack-jawed dead-eyed model look in a lot of her photoshoots.

Sad, I know.

Thankfully, Claire’s inability to close her mouth works in this photoshoot — STOP THE PRESSES, I was just informed that Claire now goes by the moniker “Claire Guena” in an effort to get people to stop making cheese jokes, which is too bad, because I had a good one coming up — by Gaspar Noe, to be fair, however, Gaspar Noe is pretty much a genius and can make anything work.

I’d like to see what he could do with Emily Ratajkowski.

Whatever, I just like it when things are all shiny and wet. Those are good vibes and I want good vibes right now.

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Last week on Insta, Kylie Jenner announced that she’ll be opening Kylie Shop soon where you’ll be able to buy your very own custom made Kylie robot. She’s won’t be marketing them as sex dolls per se, but we all know they’re for sticking your peen into.

If Man is 5, then the Devil is 6 and God is 7⚘ #pixies @marchervouet

A post shared by Jess <3 (@sayhellojess_) on Jun 7, 2017 at 12:38pm PDT

Say hello to Jess.

@javieroddo

A post shared by Aspen Maye (@mayeaspen) on Jun 6, 2017 at 10:11am PDT

Aspen Maye has fierce eyes.

Light-bending curves. Meet our June Playmate @elsiehewitt at the link in bio. by @stephanwurth

A post shared by Playboy (@playboy) on Jun 6, 2017 at 10:05am PDT

Elsie Hewitt has light bending curves.

•curve• @dreamstatelive

A post shared by Elen (@elen.dali) on Jun 7, 2017 at 12:35pm PDT

Elen Dali has a must-follow Instagram account.

Toulouse just wish I brought him with me…

A post shared by Mia Khalifa (@notthefakemiakhalifa) on Jun 7, 2017 at 12:47pm PDT

Mia Khalifa has no tits.

The cat clearly wants in on this.

A post shared by Mia Li (@lovemsmiali) on Jun 7, 2017 at 1:56pm PDT

Mia Li has all the tits.

Is it #summer yet? — #tb #blessed #ocean #love #vacation #sunset

A post shared by Margarita Babina (@babinama) on Jun 7, 2017 at 12:36pm PDT

Margarita Babina is the clear blue sea.

No privacy I'm naked smh @kelvin7talent always with asnapping me On set with @ohrangutang #ZahraElise #Curves #ootn #style #fashion #fashionblogger #fashiongram #fashiondiaries #styleblogger #flyshitonly #Curves #videooftheday #wshhbeauty #wshhgirl #worldstar #fashionaddict #fashioninspo #trending #viral #beautiful #ootd #classy #luxury #Newyork #losangeles #miami

A post shared by Zahra Elise (@zahraelise_) on Jun 7, 2017 at 2:01pm PDT

Zahra Elise has an ass that defies the laws of physics and hot pants. How she got those to fit, I have no idea. I would have given up.

@_missmiranda was assigned the very important royal duty of rubbing #spf50 on my cheeks at the #bhof17 pool party. #burlesque #queen #lazy

A post shared by Medianoche (@_medianoche_) on Jun 7, 2017 at 2:43pm PDT

Medianoche is the burlesque queen.

⚠️

A post shared by Haylie Noire (@haylienoire) on Jun 6, 2017 at 11:20am PDT

Haylie Noire has an epic ass and epic hair.

Light reflects from your shadow ✨ Wondering around Sydney spots w/ @benm_photo

A post shared by Nicole Thorne (@nicolethorne) on Jun 7, 2017 at 3:50am PDT

Nicole Thorne is not related to Bella Thorne… I don’t think.

My #abs starting to comeback #girlswholift #sexy #girlswithabs #workoutmotivation #workinprogress #selfie #sexyselfie #boobs #fitchicks #LustArmy

A post shared by Kendra Lust™ (@thereal1_kendralust) on May 31, 2017 at 8:03am PDT

Kendra Lust is the ultimate MILF

So much blood red glitter… @frankiefictitious & @artistmnyc in @ssik_kiss collars. #tattoo #tattoomodel #shoton5d3 #prettygirlchaser

A post shared by steve prue 18+ (@tmronin) on Jun 7, 2017 at 3:57pm PDT

Frankie Fictitious & Emily Shephard are babes.

Want to say hi? Text me? Want me to send you selfies? #verified on @thechatstar so get my number today!! Chatstar.com/tori_black

A post shared by Tori Black (@misstoriblack) on Jun 7, 2017 at 11:34am PDT

Tori Black should be an underwear model.

There’s something special about Polaroids, don’t ya think? ✨ // by @aceface3

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Nicole Vaunt has hips.

Flying back to the USA tomorrow ✈️ already sick thinking about that 11 hour flight

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Julie K is a tiny sexy redhead.

Happy #humpday Photographer @partylikejzl

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I really want Tina Louise‘s gold plated pineapple.

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This is exactly like the kind of photoshoot I would have been masturbating to when I was a wee lass and the only porn I could get my hands on were the skin mags my brother had hidden in his bedroom, except he was more of a Penthouse man.

The brunette on the cover is all but calling my name. Damn, she’s sexy! I would have been staring at her while quietly rubbing one out, hoping no one would catch me.

These days I don’t so much worry about someone catching me as I do about trying to keep the noise level down. I used to be so quiet, a habit formed while trying not to get caught by my parents and/or my brother, that when I finally found my voice and started moaning I became kind of loud, especially when I’m masturbating.

I’m surprised people on the street haven’t walked by my place and heard me moan through the open windows. Actually, maybe they have. It’s not like they’re going to knock on my door and say: “Excuse me, but we can hear you from the street when you masturbate. You might want to try to keep it down.”

Yeah, that’s not likely to happen.

I wonder if the people responsible for the pool scene in Wild Things saw this photoshoot?! There’s something familiar with:

Kizzy & Sandrine: Tongue Traders. All right, so opposites do attract. But what happens after that? According to golden-maned Kizzy and dark-tressed Sandrine, everything. “You’ve heard about the expression ‘tit for tat’?” laughs Sandrine. “Now see it!”

A golden-haired good girl and a dark-haired bad ass getting it on in a pool is basically the whole reasons Wild Things even exists. That was their whole pitch. Once it was greenlit they had to film a bunch of other scenes just for filler. Tongue traders, indeed.

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Boobs really are the best body parts. Asses are a close second, so are vulvas, but there’s something about the roundness and smooshiness of tits that just gets to me every time. I think, in part, it has something to do with the fact that my tits are really sensitive, so when I see tits, not only do I appreciate their beauty, but I also get this sense memory thing that immediately turns me on.

My clit started throbbing while collecting these GIFs and it’s all I can do to stop myself from ripping off my jumper and squeezing my tits to death. Okay, not death, but, you know, the little death.

How many times a day would you Peepz jerk off if you had my job? Actually, how many times a day go you Peepz jerk off on a regular day?

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Boobs in a white wet t-shirt is a classic for a reason.

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I love looking at porny GIFs and trying to figure out what someone is moaning. Pretty sure she’s saying “ah fuck” in this one.

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So cute.

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Is that a Mickey Mouse t-shirt?

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I want to know what movie this is from.

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This woman kind of looks like Edyn Blair.

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Oh Boy.

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Swish, swish.

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Small boobs can bounce too!

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I’m betting she has a hard time finding bras that fit.

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I want to know who this is, so I can find her and marry her.

Not only are bouncing boobs nice to look at, but it feels good when my own boobs bounce.

Sweater porn.

Pierced nips are so sexy.

Oily, bushy, and big booby.

Kissing nipples!

Yup, I can die happy now.

Who is that woman?

Yes, please.

Thank you.

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It is so damn humid that my skin has gone from looking like a dewy meadow to some kind of swamp thing. I’m basically Julia Adams in the Creature from the Black Lagoon, which is nothing like the Blue Lagoon FIY. Although, they’re both classics in their own right.

Sydney Graham, on the other hand, looks like she was dusted with fairy dust. Her skin manages to appear like it’s glowing from within. How she manages this without going into shiny, oily, glittery territory is beyond me. All I know is that as a result, I want to lick her peach of an ass.

I’m guessing that’s exactly what the Peepz over at WRENN Management thought when they saw her humps, her lady humps, on Instagram. That’s right, like all the models these days Sydney got her start by amassing a following on social media.

Don’t knock it till you try it. Long gone are the days where modeling agents would troll the juniors department at Sears. God, I hope that never actually happened. One of my high school friends was actually “discovered” in a mall. She did a few modeling gigs, but it never really panned out.

I hope Sydney Graham has a long and prosperous career. She’s gorgeous and I want to see as much of her as humanly possible. I might just devote the rest of my days to stalking her online.

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Lisa Ann is the number one MILF everyone knows and loves, but my personal favorite is Kendra Lust. The Peepz over at the AVN Awards agree, because after nominating her a few times they finally gave her the 2017 MILF Performer of the Year Award. I hope she has it mounted in her house somewhere. I hope she has mounted her award. I would. I would mount my AVN Award if I had one. I would mount Kendra Lust too.

I hope she has it mounted in her house somewhere. I hope she has mounted her award. I would. I would mount my AVN Award if I had one. I would mount Kendra Lust too.

Kendra Lust was 33-years-old when she starred in her first porno. Ahe came late to a profession that seems overrun with teens, but the bodacious babe rose to fame pretty quickly what with her good looks and energetic sex skills. You’d think that working as a nurse for six years prior to her career in porn would have sapped all that energy, but Kendra is happiest when she’s out and about making people comfortable by taking care of their bodily fluids.

Somehow that can-do attitude doesn’t translate well to desk sex. Apparently, there’s a lot of desk sex in porn and it’s the worst. At least according to Kendra. It’s great when you’re bending over Kendra says, but it’s so damn hard that overall it’s a shitty experience.

Noooooo! Say it ain’t so?! I’m kind of sad to hear that about desk sex, because it remains one of my favorite fantasies. I still wish one (or two, or three) of my old college professors would have bent me over a hard desk. I’m almost tempted to go back to school just to make it happen.

Whatever, according to Kendra Lust I’m not missing much.

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