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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Eugenia Diordiychuk (2009)
Guys, I’ve got some news. I’m in love. That’s right, I’m a one woman woman now and all it took was for me to lay eyes on Eugenia Diordiychuk (a.k.a. Katie Fey, Jenya D, Shawnee, Evgeniya Diorciychuk,...
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Ali Michael Looks Sweet & Ready To Be Ravaged In Her Underwear
Ali Michael is the quintessential girl next door who you want to ravage over and over again. She looks just as good, if not better, in plan cotton underwear than tricked out lingerie. I want to spend...
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Titty Tuesday: Micaela Schafer Turns Me On With Her Big Fake Tits
It’s like goddamn clock work, whenever I get really, really, really horny (hump the kitchen counter kind of horny) a day or two later I get my period. The weird thing is that after ten odd years of...
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Alyssia McGoogan Brings Us Another Taste Of Summer
This photoshoot gives me a real nostalgic feel for summers of days past. I remember one summer in particular where I had to take Math in summer school, because I had pretty much fucked off during the...
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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Nicole Trunfio (2008)
America’s Next Top Model has failed to launch the career of a top model in all of it’s 22 seasons. I can name one or two winners that made somewhat of an impact. There’s Adrianne Curry who used social...
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MrSkin: Become Breast Friends With Emily Ratajowski
Out this week in theaters is Emily Ratajowski in We Are Your Friends. She doesn’t get nude here but she does get fully friendly showing off her natural knockers in the Robin Thicke Blurred Lines music...
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Titty Tuesday: Heather Depriest Has Amazing Fashion Porn Tits
Goddamn, girl has amazing boobies. For realz. Heather Depriest or Deprettiest as I like to call her is some sort of Guess model, which means she’s blonde and has big knockers. It’s true, though, she...
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Rayne Ivanuskka Is A Ray Of Hope In An Otherwise Bleak World
I can’t sleep and when I can’t sleep I’ve been known to surf the Internet looking for a ray of hope, something that might soothe my soul and help me drift into a profound and energizing sleep. Some...
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Exclusive “Space” By Bruno Makes Me Want To Roll Around In Bed
I want to print these pics on glossy 8″x 10″s and rub them all over my body while I roll around in bed getting all wet and sticky. Doesn’t that sound nice?! It’s basically my everyday goal. The only...
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Alina Baikova Awakens The Perv In All Of Us
Alina Baikova is sugar and spice and everything nice. She’s also good boner material on a cold weekday morning. Summer is officially gone now – it’s true, I smelt it in the air… I also saw it on my...
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Titty Tuesday: Kayden Kross Has Fabulous Fake Tits!
Before she did porn, Kayden Kross was your run of the mill stripper. The one day she got a boob job and she was making more than any of the other girls she worked with. It’s a pretty good boob job....
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Playmate Alyssa Arce Topless For d’Moda Mag By Richard Guaty
Alyssa Arce has some of the most amazing tits I’ve ever seen. They were almost ruined for me when she posed for Uncle (Bad Touch) Terry Richardson, but the power of her boobs is so profound that...
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Titty Tuesday: Cora Keegan Parades Her Tits For Treats Magazine!
Yesterday was Columbus Day, or as I like to call it: Let’s Celebrate a Major Asshole Day! In Canada it’s also Thanksgiving, which is less about the Pilgrims massacring the Indians and more about going...
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Titty Tuesday: Solveig Mork Hansen Has Huge Model Tits!
Solveig Mork Hansen has huge model tits and life is all the better for it. Her boobs are so awesome someone should make a mold of them and sell the resulting latex suit as a Halloween costume. Don’t...
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Titty Tuesday: Model Isabella By Erez Sabag Has Goddess Tits
I had this really weird dream where I was floating topless in a hotel pool watching an old murder mystery on a big screen TV by myself. There was about twenty minutes left to the movie and right...
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Hump Day, GIF Day: Skin Diamond Is A Gem In The Rough
Skin Diamond is gorgeous! Did you know she was a legit model before entering the porn industry? That’s right, she modeled for Louis Vuitton, Atsuko Kudo, and American Apparel. The fact that she...
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Martha Hunt Is AMAZING Topless For Lui Magazine
I know I’ve waxed poetics about many a boob, many a time before, and I’ve definitely gone on and on and on about Martha Hunt‘s boobs prior to today, but I’m here to tell you to forget everything I’ve...
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Titty Tuesday: Elisa Meliani Is Trying To Kill Me With Her Boobs!
Good God, I think Elisa Meliani is trying to kill me with her banging bod. I mean… Look. At. Her. She’s spectacular. I’m thankful I don’t have a heart problem, because I’d probably be on the way to...
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Ali Michael Is A Nude & Wet Revelation By Chadwick Tyler
I’m having one of those moments again where I don’t know if I’m falling in love with the model or the photographer. All I know is that there’s something about these pics that I strongly identify with....
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Hump Day, GIF Day: Dana Vespoli Gets You Through The Week
Ouch, my vagina hurts. I went a little too hard on myself yesterday after writing the Sunny Leone post. It’s not my fault. I blame Sunny, Hentai, and Pornhub, in that order. I DP’d myself, you see....
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