If I was to base my weather assumptions on Vogue Russia I would be under the impression that it’s pretty warm right about now what with all the naked ladies, when in fact, it’s so cold I’m having a hard time to type because my hands feel like frozen claws instead of the beautiful instruments of mass digital entertainment they usually are.
So ya, it’s fucking cold, and I’d pretty much give up all that feminism has done for generations of women in exchange for a man/boyfriend/husband to shovel the drive way, make a fire, and generally just keep me warm this season while I look weak and kittenish while batting my eyelashes at him for all the manly things he does.
On top of making him feel like an alpha male by being weak and kittenish and all a flutter of eyelashes, I would even find his porn for him. I already do it for you guys, so why not for this imaginary fellow who’s sole purpose would be to keep me warm during the cold cold winter months.
For instance, I would totally show him these pictures from Vogue Russia featuring a scantily clad Maryna Linchuk who is surrounded by a bevy of naked models. Literally surrounded. I mean, I have no idea what they are doing. Why is one woman wearing clothes while the rest of the women are all butt naked?!
Not that I’m complaining, but why not make them all naked?! Riiiight, because Vogue is a fashion magazine and you need to have some clothes to appease all those fashion brands that pay to advertise their merch in your magazine thereby enabling you to publish naked pictures of ladies in the first place.
I see what you’re doing there. I see. And I like it.
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So Many Naked Models In Vogue Russia (Pictures)! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog