Two exciting things happened today. Well, more than two, but for brevity’s sake let’s keep the number down. First off, a real honest to goodness verified celebrity followed me on Twitter. Of course, I had to ruin it all by tweeting:
A celebrity @RealLucasNeff is following me, I’m pretty sure it’s a mistake. Probably shouldn’t draw attention to it in case he unfollows.
— Lola Byrd (@misslolabyrd) November 5, 2013
Sure enough, the real Lucas Neff clicked on the dreaded “unfollow” button. Now, I can’t be sure if it’s because he followed me by mistake the first time around or if he deleted me because I brought attention to the whole thing. Like, you know, I wasn’t cool about it so I got kicked out of the VIP club.
Either way, I find it kind of hilarious.
It’s too bad though, because I love Martha Plimpton and she plays his mom on Raising Hope. To think, I was one twitter follower away from being her new best friend.
The second super exciting thing that happened today, was…. drum roll… I bought a new bra (duh). I’m really excited, because bra shopping kind of sucks ass. And I managed to find three bras that fit well, which never happens. Unfortunately, I decided to be wise and not blow all my money on new underthings.
Sooo, I picked one. Only one. It wasn’t the best one per se, but I liked the cleavage it gave me. I thought it was particularly enticing. The sales clerk agreed. Of course, I had to take some pictures and share my new found joy with everyone. For some reason, though, the pictures are really small. I don’t know what happened there. I must have accidentally clicked on a small resolution in the menu or something.
Not to bum you guys out, but I also tried to take a slow-mo pic of my boobs with my camera AND with my cam. The result was a grainy blurry mess. I need a dedicated slow-mo camera and/or app. Better luck next time.
In the interest of science, I should mention that I got really turned on while I was bouncing my boobs and subsequently trying to edit a slow-mo video out of the whole mess. I need to get with the times and upgrade the tech I have around here.
More new bras and new tech. I need a better paying job, I’m blowing this joint as soon as I find one. Kidding. Almost.
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Lola Bought A New Bra & Takes Pictures To Prove It! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog