Some days, I wake up and I think the world is shit. Not the world exactly, but the people in it. Like the guy who decides to drive at 20 miles an hour on the highway in his Pontiac Aztec, or whatever, because there are exactly two snow flakes falling from the sky. Gawd, people are the worst. Die, I say. Die.
Kidding, kidding. I do not suffer from road rage. That is not my life.
I am a bit of a misanthrope, though. I think I take after my uncle. He died when I was 6 years old. He shot himself in the head while sitting in his car. He had just gone off the road and hit a boulder head on. It was snowing. The boulder didn’t finish the job, so he took it into his own hands. As luck would have it, he had two revolvers with him in the car.
I lied. It wasn’t really snowing.
Why so morbid today, Lola? It’s the paint fumes, I tell ya. There’s a guy named Guru – so called because when everyone else did the hippie thing he lived with the Hare Krishna never to be quite the same afterwards – painting my kitchen ceiling right now and he knew my uncle. He just told me, this morning, that before my uncle killed himself he called him and asked if he wanted to go to Nepal and live the rest of their days doing opium.
Guru didn’t catch on that this was a sort of call for help. I bet that didn’t please the supreme Lord Krishna.
The thing is, none of this really matter. Sure, the world is shit some times, but at other times you watch a documentary about a baby turtle and its life journey, and all is good in the world. And at other times, you get to see beautiful people like Eliza Sys take off their clothes for fashion magazines. You really have to take the bad with the good, because otherwise how could you fully appreciate the bounty that is Eliza’s tits?!
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