I don’t know how Jonathan Leder finds all the hottest ladies around, but I’m starting to think he must have a magic wand that alerts him when a gorgeous women is in his presence. Does such a thing exist? People have witching rods to help them find water and if it’s on Wikipedia it must be true. If you can find buried metals and ores with a dowsing rod, why not amazing tits with a divine rod that twitches in your hands and points you in the right direction?1
I shall name such a rod the Olivia Rose in honor of the lady who inspired such witchcraft. Obvi, only magic could explain why a rod would twitch and stand to attention in the presence of Grade A boobs.
Now that all that rod business is out of the way, can we just focus on this video of Olivia Rose, because I think I’ve discovered God. I never could get my mind around faith and that whole God business, but if those few seconds of Olivia Rose in the shower aren’t proof of an all powerful force out there in the universe making sure we have quality viewing for our boners, then I don’t know what is.
It’s a topsy-turvy world we live in, but boobs always make sense. It’s the only thing that does. At least you have something to hold on to when you’re feeling down and out, because you’re perpetually broke and you just got a ticket for not wearing your seat belt and you’ve got no one to blame but yourself, but still you’re going to blame that cop as much as can until you feel better.
And just when you think you can’t possibly be filled with more bitterness, anger, and sadness than you already are, you remember boobs and all is alright with the world… at least for a moment or two.
Check out the video:
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