Babes In Toyland: Roxanne & Tessa Are Perfect Like Dolls

I didn’t really play with dolls as a kid. Scratch that, I did play with dolls, but instead of hosting imaginary tea parties with my plush toys I was humping teddy or taking off Barbie’s dress so I could lick her hard plastic boobs. Unbeknownst to my brother, his Hulk Hogan and his He-Man action figures where getting it on quite regularly with my Barbie. For a girl without a twat she sure got around a lot.

Castle Grayskull would make a great set for a porno, is all I’m saying.

Yup, that’s what I’m talking about.

And that’s just with the toys I had to work with. Who knows what would have happened if I had babes like Roxanne and Tessa in toyland to undress.

I know it’s hard to beat Barbie’s nipple-free cone boobs, but Roxanne and Tessa sure give her a run for her money. Bambi Magazine struck gold when they decided to turn these two babes into perfect dolls for their cover story.

Give me the natural curve of real boobs any day and I will die a happy lady. Now, if only I could figure out a way to throw Kobra Khan into the mix and my childhood fantasies will be complete. Yup, Kobra Khan getting it on with leggy models dressed like ballerinas in towering heels is just what I need right now.

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